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Hostess Life

@HostessLife101

Seating people is my passion. -said no one ever....snapchat me- hostesslife101

Joined July 2013
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I would like to formally request to make seating charts mandatory in every restaurant.
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I could not care less that it is your birthday/anniversary/first date/special night/first time here/favorite place/every other excuse.
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Mother's Day will be the death of me
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If you don't get out of my space, I'll kill you.
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It's really hard to be excited for holidays when you know you'll be at work the entire time.
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Rowdy@rowdy80118 Mar 2016
so this guy i used to fuck is now a regular at work. i always give him my fav servers because hes a CEO and prob tips well @HostessLife101
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Rowdy@rowdy80117 Mar 2016
Dear customers. We have a rotation. There are starving children in Africa who'd love to be sat "too close to the kitchen" @HostessLife101
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When you get bitched at for something another hostess did.
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shai@saditybusiness26 Feb 2016
*very busy dinner rush* me - hi, how many? customer - booth 😐 me - sure. how many 😐😐 C - 15 😐 me - ..... 😐 C -.... me - no 😐 @HostessLife101
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Do people understand that if we reserved our tables nobody would have anywhere to sit until every reservation came in????
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dirty tables are not open. dirty tables are not open. dirty tables are not open. dirty tables are not open. dirty tables are not open.
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There are some customers that just come in to fuck shit up.
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Moment of silence for all the coworkers that got out of this hell hole we call work.
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"Would you mind taking our picture?" Actually, yes. I do mind.
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My life: "you said it would only be a twenty minute wait and it's been thirty!" She had only been waiting 15 minutes... @HostessLife101
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"It shouldn't be more than a 15 or 20 minute wait" LOL such a lie
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colbs🌻@colbysashaa18 Dec 2015
Replying to @HostessLife101
@HostessLife101 a customer asked me for a patio seat yesterday and the tables were stacked because it's DECEMBER but I had to seat them :')
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