ChrisHarrison

Time to make jasmine tea and lemon cookies and watch my stories.

Im so very jealous of @Tom_Bergeron - he is a REAL host! Sometimes he makes up his own joke right on the spot! Without help! He is my hero.

RT: @jakepavelka1Going to hang in Atlantic City tonight with friends! >>> You must have lost my invitation again. This happens a lot.

Always remember: I am a TV host first; human being second.

Doing my morning warm-up exercises and practicing my "host - yoga" routine in the mirror.

RT @JoyVBehar Got a question for Olivia Newton-John? She'll coming on my @hlntv show.<<Can I be on your show? Im relevant! PLEASE?

Today I am grateful for my winning game-show-host-like smile.

RT: @AliFedotowsky Left LA hour ago 2 head to SD. The traffic here is nuts!>> Life ain't so easy without our helicopter now, is it? Hold me.

To everyone who is getting on me about Brad being back on #TheBachelor - I dont make the choices. If I did, #Ali would be marrying ME.

They panned the camera on my handsome face for .0004 seconds on #DancingWiththeStars Monday. Did you see me? I was so happy 2B relevant.

I would like to be asked to be on Dancing With the Stars. Matter of fact, Id like to be asked to do just about anything in life.

RT: @BachelorCasting >> Please dont replace me. It's all I have.

I think I'd like to go back to school and get my degree in TV hosting. What? You say that's not a real thing? Oh, well forget it then.

RT: @ThatKevinSmith ...Got some news to share ... >>> Is it that youre going to be the next #Bachelor on my show? Please?

Just watched #Oprah in the #Bachelor limousine, where many a rejected female has cried. I am now one of them.

RT: @TomCruise I’m watching MTV #VMA VIP Pass live on >>I enjoy your work. And your physique. Please be on our show.

RT: @Marty2634 @HostofBachelor Hello Chris, Describe what it's like Hosting "The Bachelor" & "The Bachelorette" << Its magical and amazing!

RT: @AshleyDasent @HostofBachelor Oh NO! Please say it isn't the Love Don't Come Easy one?!? >>Thats it. Cant get it out of my head.

Okay, I admit it. I have one of Wes's stupid songs on my iPod.

@Tom_Bergeron You are so funny on DWTS. I admire your hosting abilities. Perhaps I could dance on your show? Please accept me as an equal.