Want a pet-velociraptor. Caregiver. Pro: I think it, I say it. Con: I think it, I say it. My demons are nuts. It's not me, I swear. 👀

tweeting from the madhouse.
Joined October 2010
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Happy September 1st! 🎃👻
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JOHNNY DEPP IS SO BEAUTIFUL OMG
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Waiting for the pumpkin season. Can't do this summer shit anymore.
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The beautiful life cycle of a cherry.
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🤣 #Boop 👉🏼🦈 #SharkWeek2026 🏴‍☠️
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Hahahahahahaha
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Save animals 🌿🐾🦁 🌿🐾🦁
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⚡️🩻🤦🏻‍♀️😂😘
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Cats Vs Nail Clipper ✂️
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eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony
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Accurate af. 🤣💀
I’m sure someone is spying on me 🤣🤣
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new photo of johnny depp for dior sauvage 🖤
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“Does he always just stare like that?”
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This ai-song (I assume) I found on tiktok nails it. 😂😭😂 Damn heatwave. ☀️🥵🔥
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It's this weather again since a while.
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Yes😊😂👻🎃
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