Jess Kolodziej

Husbands be like, “Mm, I like this” and proceed to slap your love handles near your lower back 🥴 @therealKolowjay

Just posted a photo @ Netarts, Oregon instagram.com/p/CQjMeNiDioW/… – at Oregon, USA

Issa In the Heights opening night date night 🥰 @therealKolowjay

I'm on the mend Like I'm icing a new sprain Like I'm walking on a new cane Like it's been a couple days Since I slipped and said something sorta like your name 🎶

100 days until honeymoon FINALLY @therealKolowjay

There are few skits I have related to more on SNL than this one 😂

Swipe to see another quick project of updating an eyesore area in our dining room! @ Des Moines, Iowa instagram.com/p/CL2bQyoD05d/… – at Des Moines, IA

“I hear there’s a legitimate buffet in the basement” -my coworker on her local SD strip club

On the last working Friday of 2020, I want to say how proud I am of everyone on my TL for surviving this year. I know it was impossibly tough for so many and I hope you have a lot to look forward to in 2021 💕

The older I get, the more and more Four Christmases really resonates with me 😅

I wanted to get it right so badly I always got it wrong 🎶

In the last year I have gone from being a 26 year old to a 40 year old 😂 (no shame, I’m in love with my life)

This. This is why I am choosing to stay home despite my dad being angry and asking if we are going to just be afraid forever.

I've fallen out of favour And I've fallen from grace Fallen out of trees And I've fallen on my face Fallen out of taxis Out of windows too Fell in your opinion When I fell in love with you

How do I handle Election Day stress? Buying all of the holiday decorations of course.