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i keep good things to myself. 🪬✨

mamdanistan, nyc
Joined June 2012
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i decided to be lauryn hill for halloween & just not show up. anywhere.
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Scott Colom has won the Mississippi Senate race, CNN projects
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Still alive and ima keep double stomping yall idc
Jacob Fatu nearly K*LLED Carmelo Hayes with that absolutely BRUTAL Samoan Drop on RAW last night! That impact was INSANE! ☠️😭
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colorism is worse for dark skinned men in academia and corporate, but they thrive in media and entertainment. colorism is worse for dark skinned women in media and entertainment but they thrive in corporate. it’s an interesting discrepancy
"A 2006 University of Georgia study showed that employers prefer light-skinned Black men to dark-skinned men, regardless of their qualifications. The study found that a light-skinned Black male with a Bachelor’s degree and typical work experience was preferred over a dark-skinned Black male with an MBA and past managerial positions (Starr, 2011)."
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Enjoy being while becoming.
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you raised a real one, poppa truth! rest easy. 🤍🕊️
I loss my dad yesterday😞 losing a loved one is painful, losing a parent is a different kind of hurt😔 “ He was my hero “ Please take a minute and tell your parents or loved one how much you love them. I love you Aaron Killings❤️🙏🏾
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The notebook:
My elder millennial brain still believes a fresh notebook could turn this entire operation around.
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Close enough, we need you to dethrone Tiffany Stratton
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It’s over, y’all. “Belt to ass” has had its time. It’s been gentrified now. By people who have fortunately never felt a belt; nor have any ass.
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I am a Times New Roman 12pt Millennial. I will not be elaborating further.
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Oh, I forgot to show y’all my friend’s birthday cake from yesterday. Oh Linnethia, the icon you are 😭
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she looks so beautiful ✨
Shadeé and Joe enjoying the baby shower 🥳
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My elder millennial brain still believes a fresh notebook could turn this entire operation around.
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I just heard someone use the term "competence kink" when referring to why women are swooning over Jon Ossoff and Abdul El-Sayed. I hsve to say that's totally it. We're so damn sick of little boys who think dominating a woman makes you a man. It doesn't. It just makes you an asshołe.
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As long as I’m childfree my only real job is to be sexy
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Blue wave so big the Knicks won a house seat
CNN projects Kristina Knickerbocker will defeat Mike Turner
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Arriving into Manhattan at Grand Central vs. arriving into Manhattan at Penn Station
Can someone from NYS explain to me why a lot of Westchester votes Dem while Long Island votes GOP?
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A Black woman, an Indigenous woman, and a Latina walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, Governors?”
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