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It's approaching $1 million. Because someone pranked him in a store and he had a meltdown. We got this and a lady teacher Ms. Dugan doing tiktok exploiting her job and students, daily, what are we doing man. This world is dumb.
I hate this lady. Not dislike. Hate. She is exploiting her position for clout. The kids are performing for this content creator, as bit actors in her play. Why the school doesn't kick her to the curb I have no idea. Teach or go do tiktok skits, but don't slime out your school.
We are literally doomed
American High School English Teacher reads real responses from her student’s assignment after reading The Great Gatsby
We have a serious education issue in America and if we don’t address it, we have a horrible future ahead of us
These kind of responses are to be expected because 12th grade reading results in 2024 in America showed that reading levels right now the lowest they’ve ever been since the assessment began in 1992
One of the forest's fiercest predators at one time in the distant past. Domesticated since, and reduced to riding a bus in Halloween costumes while sassy doggy daycare lady blabs out social media content at their expense.
I keep saying it: He's fried his brain. The old This Is Your Brain on Drugs eggs in a skillet commercial in the 1980s levels of fried brain activity going on there. All his Yes Men, like the ones Elvis had, won't confront him. Sad, tbh. Oh well.
Barstool staffer describes working with ‘always paranoid’ Pat McAfee
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This is weird. Like he's the only person who ever got bothered while on a job or out at a place or whatever. And randos are giving him $100k, and it'll probably climb higher. What are we doing.
I play a game I call "Is It Nigerian?" with these. Is it a real firsthand account being told, or is it fiction slop from a foreign X account. Then I click to see their bio and location. 😅
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Jimmy Stewart and zombies, mashed up the old fashioned way. Our short film It’s a Wonderful Night of the Living Dead took a year to make, ended up playing in a few Oscar-qualifying film festivals, and is now available to watch from your toilet.
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Texans traded more draft capital for Marvin Harrison Jr. to play 15 snaps a game than the Colts just got for a Hall of Fame, All-Pro Guard.
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Some guy called me a “pussy” on my drive to work today. Right now, I am okay. But as someone who lives about 200 miles from where President Kennedy was assassinated, I am fearing for my life
This is almost every app game, btw. If it gets difficult, leave for a few days (the longer the absence, the better!). When you come back to play it, it lets you win. Especially slots and hold 'em poker games. Once you win though, they rig it to entice you to pay for help!
Eating lunch at a well-known chicken strip joint. Subbed out their sauce! Left is the SMOKED yellow sauce and right is your comeback sauce. Folks, when he officially releases the SMOKED version for purchase...you gotta get it.
It is d-double e-licious!
@HabaneroHarman
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We stop lettting the Temple of Doom people work on internet infrastructure
