prostate/freak

Joined October 2026
Whispering "It's Nerf or Nothing" while I check a patient's prostate with a foam football
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HowlingProctologist retweeted
The sexual tension between me and everyone in the room
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Ye spoke of this
It’s so fucking disgusting when a fat bitch tries to talk to you
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Thanks for the like, "smegma cultivator"!
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If only these kids knew the level of shitposting they unintentionally pulled
Unhinged letters sent by school kids to US service members deployed overseas.
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT JUST DO WHAT I SAY
What the fuck is a peptide and why does my proctologist keep talking about them
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BARBARA! COME HELP ME HANG THE NEW POSTERS! NO, BEHIND THE PEPTIDE SHELF
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Bro you can't just ask the people who already agree with you and be like SEEEE?!
it’s far more controversial to support israel than it is to support palestine!
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Wish you hadn't, Thanks!
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Finally, someone understands MY STRUGGLE
Saw my friends ass today, and omg it's so nice! I keep getting hard thinking about it
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Yeah bitch bc they were bad nudes
HOLD UP NOW THAT WEASLEY LIL FUCKER ATRIOC DIDNT OFFER ME ANY MONEY FOR LOOKING AT DEEP FAKES OF ME AT LEAST HE COULD HAVE SUBBED TO MY FANSLY #ad
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The same way as the rest of us. CNC in exam room 2
How do prisoners cope when they’re horny?
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HowlingProctologist retweeted
hitler when he's gassy: ouhh, too much viener schnitzel... im sho gassy, dis is und problem- uh oh... **BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP** NEIN, MY INTESTINES ARE ACTING UP **FBBBBLLLLRRRTTT**
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Concerning!
Think I’m going to be a nigger for Halloween.
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I choose trick ahaha
Dressing up like a butthole for Halloween
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HowlingProctologist retweeted
My parents already started 😔
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Why can't I have both? (The anal sex dungeon and the gays)
I dont think gays should be allowed to own homes. Homes are meant for families, not to be a 10 room anal dungeon
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Regional found out I was using chloroform during prostate exams. now they just call me "Dr. golden fingers" and threatened to rape my wife.
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