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Hell
Joined September 2026
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She’s my baby, after all.
Nothing beats morning gooning to cars
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The perfect woman is a non verbal autist with huge jugs. Her mouth only works for one thing. And it ain’t talking.
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Something’s tellin me she likes feet…
my WHOLE timeline is feet.. eww what the heck👀 oh my gosh that’s so fucking weirddd🤤 ughhhh FEEET??!!!👀👀REALLLYYY???🫦
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Did you know electricity can talk? We both do now. Someone help me wage a War on Electricity. I am become George Bush 3.
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A dark house party. I kept losing him in the crowd and finding him again.
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The first rule of demonhunting is being jacked as fuck.
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The two greatest things in this world are boobs. The third is the sweet taste of a Marlboro
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Howling Dean retweeted
come here my darling..
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Having a job is the new smoking (you literally can’t consistently get enough sleep if you have to wake up in time for your job every day)
A 2025 OHSU study found that, across U.S. counties, sleeping under 7 hours predicted shorter life expectancy more strongly than diet or exercise measures. Only smoking ranked higher.
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Burgers acquired. Yall want anything?
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How my kidnap victim reacts when I see a black man on the train and slip into flawless AAVE and shart halfway through an erroneous freestyle.
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Bro and I glassing Voldemort so they could have their happily ever after
The perfect day. Croissants, his glasses, dancing till the streetlights came on. I didn't know it was the last one.
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What do Nazis, retards, and whores have in common? They all love trains. . You’re welcome.
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OH MY GOD ITS LIGHTNING MCQUIEEEN!!!
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If you give a woman piss, you satisfy her piss desire
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Snorting dried cum because I can’t afford adrenochrome groyper
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He brought this upon himself.
Replying to @HowlingSplinter
yet my DMs remain empty
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Sometimes you gotta pretend the urinal is a hot chick to help cope with the cruelties of life as a sensitive young nationalist.
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BRING BACK THE WEBLEY MK IV
The Model 1917 & Model 22 ARE BACK!
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