The perfect woman is a non verbal autist with huge jugs. Her mouth only works for one thing.
And it ain’t talking.
Did you know electricity can talk? We both do now. Someone help me wage a War on Electricity. I am become George Bush 3.
Howling Dean retweeted
Having a job is the new smoking (you literally can’t consistently get enough sleep if you have to wake up in time for your job every day)
How my kidnap victim reacts when I see a black man on the train and slip into flawless AAVE and shart halfway through an erroneous freestyle.
Sometimes you gotta pretend the urinal is a hot chick to help cope with the cruelties of life as a sensitive young nationalist.






















