I am a chimpanzee as well as a very well distinguished culinary artist Disagreement of those facts is met with good-will debate; otherwise, feces will be flung

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"Damn this 3rd world tiktok recipie looks fire. Where can I find a guinneapig skull at this time of night on a Thursday?!" Chess board only has 64 squares but 4.8 × 10⁴⁴ possible board arrangements You're just retarded
a persistently underrated part of the difficulty of cooking is ingredient logistics i keep stockpiles of 60+ ingredients (not counting spices) and every time i want to make something new i always find myself missing something & often not knowing where to get it
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"My people invented math" "No I can't even begin to mathematically explain how my retarded idea could be possible"
if we turned all meat production into vegetable production, we could feed an additional 4 billion people
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Yeah but if I say you should have "been healthcared in the womb" you suddenly know that abortions are different
notice how they have to use tricky verbiage like “living being” and “living souls” to try to linguistically equate poultry with humans
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Show me a single fucking person that says fish/shellfish isn't carnivore I'll wait
To my carnivore colleagues, fellow physicians, and friends: Why wouldn’t you include fish and seafood in a carnivore diet? Fish and shellfish are animal foods. They’ve been part of the human diet for hundreds of thousands of years, if not millions. They provide exceptional protein, omega-3 fatty acids, iodine, selenium, and other valuable nutrients that complement ruminant meat beautifully. Including seafood isn’t anti-carnivore. It’s simply recognizing the nutritional diversity of animal foods.
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"Haha you have a monkey pfp and silly handle, you probably can't judge my cooking well" You're a fucking turbonormie self doxxer and can't afford my tasting menus, stay poor and eat slop every day, cunt
Replying to @HowlingPooper
Hmmm... chimp as a PFP and "pooper" in the handle. Methinks you behave in a similar manner to actual zoo animals and live to fling shit. Therefore likely aren't a good judge on my cooking/baking skills despite the toque in the PFP 🤔
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Replying to @AlexanderSoros
"Stand up against authoritarianism! Blatantly rig an election!" lmao
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I would have made him bend over and prove it
This illegal alien is @60Minutes poster child for what it claims are wrongful deportations. I pulled his file. His claimed reason for fearing Mali was that he is “gay,” just in case you’re wondering how bad the immigration fraud problem is.
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>literally the most printed book in all of history
Replying to @amokocsisia
@amokocsisia I take every Bible I come across and put it on the pile
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I'm suspicious that this entire trend is simply minimally unleashed AI's being allowed to haggle for the services of "animation" that was previously controlled by Certain Hollywood, or Animator, "Studio Unionized" "animation services" Certain people would lobby against that....
I want people who keep saying is way to expensive and that the artist is delusional how much they consider a fair price
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Created a system for perfectly melting and tempering various makeups of chocolate and combining flavonoids Employeed tobacco scientists to create a version of the snack that's irresistible Made you fat as a Christmas ham Sold you GLP1's to "fix that" so you can eat them
What has science done?
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Nigga think he Walt fuckin Disney
it’s per second of animation dumbass, that’s $250 for like 12-24 drawings
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>Trips Check em Not bad for a month of howling as the former only guy Kanye has ever replied "Good Idea" to on Twitter
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NGO's taking vengeance after AIPAC cutoffs, now that minorities outnumber the natives in those cities They're distributing pallets of projectiles just like BLM riots It's all well organized by globalists to destroy the west, just like always
Apparently we've got riots going on today in Paris, Nice, Lyon, and Barcelona. WTF is going on?!
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McDonald's quality is extremely dependent on the specific McDonald's it's acquired from, and who owns them My local franchises are all of the highest quality, extremely fresh, and well prepared I stopped at one on my vacation and it was absolutely inedible garbage
I got a McDouble the other night because so many of you have been saying this and it was borderline inedible.
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Whatcha carvin' there, rabbi?
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White Boy Winter is back baby
Someone just sent me this. The vibe is a mix of axe body spray, original green monster and ps2 racing.
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Is there like a gofundme to help them?
JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu says Iran has restarted its nuclear program and plans to eliminate Israel in the near future.
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I didn't know there was a place in India called Ohio
Ohio’s next First Lady. A real doctor who saves lives, an incredible mother & wife, and an inspiration for the next generation.
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We got rid of cheap Mexican illegal invader labor, but the elite have to undercut the American working class at all costs, so they're just doing Indians now
These people want the indian thing to happen so bad. Montana Governor doing deals in india Marco Rubio doing deals in india Indian head of FBI VP who's family is indian Losing multiple other races because everyone is stumping for vivek What is really going on?
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Come on Elon, if you made the tool to add languages, you can obviously add the tool remove languages too You know the ones I'm talking about
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