Wired/freak

Joined August 2026
HowlingRein retweeted
*does this as you scroll by*
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A retelling of the Anne Frank story but the Nazis find the attic immediately because Ethan can’t stop clapping that thing with his Hebrew National
People are giving Ethan Klein a lot of shit for cheating on Hila with Tamara, but imagine you are the world's most famous American Jew and you suddenly find yourself face to face with the reincarnation of your people's largest folk hero and she says "take me up to your attic"
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HowlingRein retweeted
My wife’s theory is that White basketball players are at a disadvantage because all the shoe squeaks are really loud and disruptive, but to a black basketball player, they just sound like smoke alarm chirps (imperceptible). Thoughts?
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HowlingRein retweeted
I'd fuck a cream cheese bagel
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https://xitter.cf/t.co/7wAYJAPjo0 @Howlingmutant0
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Replying to @HowlingRein
There are few things more masculine than gay sex,women are inherently gay they smell like flowers and weary cute dainty outfits,Now on the other hand digging out a mans gritty bussy while you play COD4 together is masculine maybe you'll hit the range later and mag dump your balls
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She’s giving me roadside assistance 😈
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I am a White man. I have a 1 year plan. I have a 10 year plan. I have a 100 year plan. They are going to fuck up my plans. That’s why I’m racist.
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“Come save me big and strong Hitler”
Replying to @BattleHelm
Hitler ass niggas. Hitler come save me. Big strong Hitler
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Sleep tight my piggies
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You cannot comprehend the fullness of The Plan, and neither can I.
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How that 6th 25oz Natty Daddy be lookin at me as I stumble across the living room and smash through the glass coffee table.
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Thought of this while working out 👇 T-shirt for self aware gay guy "This Faggot Is Fueled By Vegetables and [BLEEP]"
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🚨AIR RAID SIREN GONE OFF🚨 📍LOCATION: MY BUTT 📍
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I love you all
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On this crazy peptide where if you take 8 of them you get really drunk they're from this lab in China called sapporo
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🤖 Made with AI
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