@HowlingSoyboy

Current thing/freak

Joined September 2026
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When you're being mean to howlers this is who you're being mean to, if you even care
nick@The24thFrameOct 22
damn dude that’s crazy I wonder why she’d do that
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Your 15 digit password isnt secure enough, you should use a 4 digit passcode on our app! No fuck you let me use my fucking password
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Herb has been on a tear lately
HowlingHerbert
@sewell_herbOct 22
It’s like your baby has a fit when you play peek-a-boo with them. Like kid, I’m doing this for you, not me, so at least appreciate it and play along😒
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>guy who buys a playboy mag for the aesthetic Shit had me HOWLING
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Playing a VERY fun game with my windows 11 laptop, where I am trying to turn off fast boot, so I battery doesn't die after 3 days when I turn it off, and I go in a circle where I reset to bios, put in a bitlocker recovery key, reset, load into the regular start up, and try again
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Total jeet death. Not even 3 years ago all this shit was in the windows battery section, or you could just go to bios by holding f2. Every time I have the misfortune to interact with windows I want to commit a hatecrime
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“But Steve, that’s racist! It’s just a basketball game”? SCSA stares back blankly “Give me one good reason that I can’t go” Ok… fine… Stone Cold mimes opening a can of whoop ass, smashes a chair on her head, stuns her, and says because stone cold says so.
Hoops Crave
@HoopsCraveOct 19
Stone Cold Steve Austin’s ex-wife Debra reportedly claims he was racist during their marriage: “He would only allow me to attend NHL games, never NFL or NBA games.”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Debra Marshall has never made this claim or quote about Steve Austin restricting sports attendance or racism. Her documented interviews and biographies discuss only domestic issues and steroids in their marriage; the post is from a self-described parody account. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debra_Mar… foxnews.com/story/exclusiv… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Col… x.com/HoopsCrave
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frame perfect account lock
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dox yourself for $5 goy
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Im_human
@Im_human_too_Oct 16
"Send me, President Trump"
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Flesh Simulator
@fleshsimulatorOct 13
@Admanresults @GarandThumb1 @TheAKGuy @DonutOperator I built palantir for automatically suing communist losers that dox/swat/harass people. I'm happy to give out free license keys to everyone at the range day if you're okay with that I built the tool that I think we've all wished existed at one point or another
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HowlingChabadnik@HowlingRolandOct 12
Making a charcuterie board with Cheez Whiz, Slim Jims and Saltines. Call that trailer-parkuterie.
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Your resume has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. Human Resources will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful handwritten CV...
HowlingAdulterer
@HowlingAdulteryOct 12
Reciting Gatsby: “so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past” as my response to every question in my quarterly performance review
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HowlingKanye
@HowlingKanyeOct 12
In the club lurking like a vampire. Bobbing my head - almost angrily - to the music. Wide-eyed like a strung-out eastern European. Snaking the drinks off of tables when they leave for the bathroom. "We save money," I grunt at my terrified Hinge date.
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Drater
@actualdraterOct 12
ᴀʟʟɪᴇ ‹𝟹@al_ma_ri3Oct 11
why do transphobes call trans people "troons" its genuinely on the same level as poopyhead to me
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Im_human
@Im_human_too_Oct 12
I want to see boobs
Anne Drank@AnneDrank69Oct 12
Replying to @Im_human_too_
Hey wow now human calm down a little but maybe we can find a middle ground? Both? Armpits even?
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