@Howlingosiris0

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Joined November 2022
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No way. CC: @Criminalsimpson
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Nissehatt@hekwoysOct 26
I can smell your sad earnestness through your lowercase sentence btw. Stop writing like an abused dog. Take it seriously
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BENZO-KAZOOIE
@BENZOTOOIEOct 26
Asked these guys if they could watch my car for a sec while I run in the gas station and grab an Arnold Palmer.
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julian@YEAROFTHEWIZARDOct 25
I leave my giant bowl of candy on the porch for one second and a bunch of kids come up and start taking it. That was my dinner you fuckers
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Solvent
@retryall2Oct 25
"Queers are the backbone of fandoms."
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young mongolian buddhist monk playing counter strike in the 2000s
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Quinn 🍁@chudlethalOct 24
wasted dudes are coming back from a party with girls and i can hear them laughing and puking outside my window and im in my gay fucking room watching oneyplays
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With AI Agent, you can attend meetings at a quantum level. You can reject candidates before they even apply.
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It's funny all those SNL cast members think they bring something to the table, and wouldn't be giving handjobs under a bridge if Lorne Michaels had good taste.
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Untitled Jordan Peele Movie (2032) Teaser Trailer REAL #NEON #a24 #blumhouse #janusfilms #criterion youtu.be/T0eQdzp3EhQ?is=lioK…

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my empire of dirt@__Niko__04Oct 22
Boss: You're fired Me, pausing mgs2 on the company's computer: why
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Zero Dark Thirty-style torture scene, but it's your wife interrogating you over which shade of cream white to paint the guest bedroom.
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I would donate time and money to North Korea's ICBM program if it meant Dimes Square was the first target.
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@mvanhornOct 19
Omg @nathanfielder ‘s headphones from the documentary are $7.99 and you can buy them.
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garuka@ilygarukaOct 19
punching houdini in the gut so hard he dies probably felt amazing. lets see you escape this you fucking freak
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ABC News
@ABCOct 19
A brave little dog named Benny successfully chased a neighborhood bear out of his North Carolina family's backyard. Benny's owner told ABC News that the little Yorkie "goes after any animal in our yard regardless of size." abcnews.link/1zlSII1
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joseph@stinkbugOct 19
This is the last picture you will ever see of Buzz. Say goodbye guys. I’m boiling him tonight and I’m having Buzz Soup for dinner
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She didn't learn anything.
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Alec@surialawOct 19
Coolest guy alive tbh
Lexito@dogmaxxingOct 18
my lyft driver has a phone dedicated to fire gif
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In all seriousness someone should get the art out of the louvre
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Real Yearner
@DumpsterLobstahOct 15
Homeless guy outside the port authority absolutely abusing his cock this morning
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Jadis (The White Witch) is blowing up The Eagle & Child. This is the pub where Lewis, Tolkien and The Inklings, an all-male literary group, famously met. Greta Gerwig and @Netflix are quite possibly "blowing up the patriarchy" here, and completely up-ending the world of Narnia here--and the legacy of the stories.
Daniel Dami Biu@damiebi10Oct 13
Jadis is using magic in the real world now... Narnia is going to make A LOT of changes to C.S. Lewis' work. Why even adapt it? Why not make something new?
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