Cartoonist, outsider... wait... If I want to be Outside... what does that ... never mind. I'm going outside.
U.S.A., baby.
Joined February 2012
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Wanna get people to quit sitting up late binge-watching TV? Start calling everything after 10 or 11 O'clock "Bedtime Stories".
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Finally got new stuff up on Patreon. No idea if this link will let you see the ongoing story or not. Th' in'ernets baffle me.
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I expect the Comment Section to fill up with everyone pointing fingers at... everyone but themselves, of course. gocomics.com/thebuckets/2024… via #GoComics, #crazy, #help, #right, #wrong, #conspiracy
If they were naming planets these days, there'd be some pretty cool names to pick from... gocomics.com/thebuckets/2024… #GoComics, #planets, #trivia, #solarsystem, #nibiru
It's not accurate, but you can forgive a kid for thinking that... gocomics.com/thebuckets/2024… #GoComics, #drivingdistracted, #cellphone, #crash
My family has a tradition of absurd pet names.
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It's like #TheOrville, but with comic strip characters... gocomics.com/thebuckets/2024… via @GoComics
Kids know what Easter is about. It's just that there's also candy involved, which is more of a conversation starter... gocomics.com/thebuckets/2024… via @GoComics
Y'all know today is just a myth THEY cooked up to control your Thursday (which is REALLY next month already!!!). Wake up!! gocomics.com/thebuckets/2024… #gocomics, #comicstrips, #calendar, #LeapYear
The kids also have no idea that the porcelain bit gets cleaned every couple of days by anyone, either.
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It's funny when the ladies say to us, "I don't know why you grow that beard"... Nobody gets to decide to grow one- they do it on their own. You gotta decide to fight that &^%$er ever day of your life! gocomics.com/thebuckets/2024… #GoComics
Fortune cookies just aren't 'real' enough! We need more ennui and angst with our after-dinner precognitive snacks. Like if Batman wrote 'em or something. gocomics.com/thebuckets/2024… via @GoComics
There are very few words that Just... Don't... Have... Plurals. This, despite what's in the comment section, is one of them. gocomics.com/thebuckets/2024… via @GoComics
The Best Ideas are the worst ones you just haven't discovered are worst yet.
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Wanna know about random people's pets? Just read the comments under a cartoon that has a dog in it that day. gocomics.com/thebuckets/2023… #GoComics, #pets, #dog, #feedingtime
Handful eating. Okay for @M&Ms. Not so much for @Skittles, @Jellybellys, or @MikeandIkeMegamix.
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