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how about a Disney t-shirt of Goofy hitting a three pointer and it’s airbrushed with ACTIVE SHOOTER in comic sans
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As someone without kids, I'd give my last fucking dollar for your kid to have a meal.
Y'all are some sick fucks, I'll tell you that.
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Hakeem Jefferies: “We are going to hold Trump and his Administration accountable, but we’re going to do it in the legitimate, bipartisan manner voters expect from us.”
Richard Ojeda if he sees Pete Hegseth in the halls of Congress:
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A rental RB on a 1-7 team is not available.
Just get me to Wednesday. The NFL trade deadline is mind boggling.
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They’re tearing McAfee’s ass up (no pause) on IG for now all of a sudden not being political after Tuesday’s election but they pulling receipts from 2 years ago. It’s so rewarding
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learned absolutely nothing and leaning into the worst and most hated aspects of the administration award
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Hey Sami, thanks for helping rejuvenate the Bloodline in 2022-23, thanks for helping the business and the EC 2023 house, and everything else you did
Unfortunately, we still can’t let you beat Roman Reigns in a Mickey Mouse match that means absolutely nothing in 2026. Even tho he beat you in your hometown a few years ago, sorry hope you understand.
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Folks are crickets when he plays well, then type a whole damn dissertation after a bad game.
Joel Embiid won’t allow the 76ers to even reach the finals. He’ll never be the same, it’s over (not his fault).
Everything he does on the court is so alarming. He’s slower than ever, looks tired, unbelievably inefficient, he’s been a big dope out there.
If you swapped him out with Anthony Davis it would legitimately guarantee a 76ers vs Spurs 7 game series.
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Blue Wave smacked Republicans so hard DeSantis dropped the act and started talking like a guy who went to Yale and got a JD from Harvard again.
Ron DeSantis explains why the GOP "screaming socialism" doesn't work anymore:
"Young people have a very positive view of socialism compared to capitalism. The question is, why is that? Some of it is the education in our universities. But I think a big part of that is, what they're comparing is not free enterprise versus socialism. What they're comparing is how government gets involved in business, and you have crony capitalism. The best kind of indirect supporters of socialism are some of these corporatist republicans who propagate these crony policies. The average person is seeing that and saying, 'Wait a minute, you're trying to bend the government to funnel benefits to this corporation or that industry. What about having a competitive market? ... Young people really aren't seeing that. They're seeing just a handful of companies that have an outsized influence on our economy and on our society"
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Lisa Ann and Kendra Lust feuding. This is porns Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart. CM Punk and Kenny Omega.
