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when i get a tech job this year i am popping out with lemon pepper caviar and a bottle of matcha henny
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Fondling my penis up and down and saying “dick sevennnnnn” while I do the hand motion with my other hand
ion think they actually threw tea in the boston harbor they prolly just got together and started talkin shit in them big ass wigs
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first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” “first trans woman” “first Palestinian”
WELCOME BACK UNITED STATES OF WOKE
twitter so funny rn it’s got me laying on my back with my feet in the air clapping them together and rubbing my belly and giggling
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We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines
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Y’all go vote bruh it’s cut waters, Don Julio, and lemon pepper wings at the polls bruh that’s what the people saying




















