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ANKARA: Turkish President Erdogan canceled his scheduled campaign rallies for today and tomorrow for health reasons, weeks before the May 14 presidential and parliamentary elections.
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"A mile of worries won't take you as far as an inch of action."
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"Smart people learn from everything and everyone, Average people from their experiences, Stupid people already have all the answers."
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"The tongue has no bones, but is strong enough to break a heart. So be careful with your words."
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Wanna hate your favorite song just in 30sec?? Set it 4 your alarm clock to wake up early in the morning – at Mount Pleasant, NY
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Senior txt Atd-at the doctor Bff-best friend fel Btw-bring th wheelchair Byot-bring ur own teeth Fwiw-forgot where i was Ttyl-talk 2u louder
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Me: "You're fat." Friend reply: "It runs in my family!" Me: "Common, no one RUNS in your family
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When u ask something from GOD he responds in 1 of 3 ways. (1) Yes (2) Not now (3) I have something better for you. No is never the answer!
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Did you hear the joke about the butter?: Don't worry you will only spread it.
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A Negative Thinker Sees A Difficulty in Every Opportunity. A Positive Thinker Sees an Opportunity in Every Difficulty.
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A Cockroach is afraid of a rat, rat from cat, cat from dog, dog from man, man from wife, wife from cockroach!
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I am Looking for a Bank which can "Give me a loan, and leave me alone!=))
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If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
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The only time I actually "laugh out loud" at a joke is when my boss is the one telling it.
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Some people are dreaming of "Success"...!!! while others wakes up and working hard for it...!!!
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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he's gonna pay me back next time he see's me.....
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"Trust" is like an "Eraser"...!!! it gets smaller and smaller after every "Mistake"...!!!
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