Ruben Farias

I had to reset my IG algorithm because it was 99.99999 percent tarot readings, and now i regret it… 69% battery charge on my iPhone: Confirmation

Ima start traveling again, especially now since I finally have the means to do so freely

I need to hire a personal assistant whose area of expertise is making to-do lists

I made the absolute worst money move earlier this year, but I made that choice with my heart, and I regret nothing🥳

My brain is tingling. Why?

one day closer to the beginning

Every time a longtime homie separates from their LTR, the first thing they do is hit me up to ask, “where’s the party at?” They get extra sad when they find out all i really do now with my free time is lock myself in darkness, and write mid ass pop songs while chugging Celsius🤷🏽‍♂️

wtf this whole time Bryce Mitchell was displaying a masterclass in kayfabe!! 🤯

Made a promise to myself this morning that I’m only going to online shop if there’s a massive sale

Everyone at work thinks I can just magically fix their laptops just because I know how to use excel smh

I tricked my brain into thinking that my job is a live action video game with real life consequences, and it fkn worked because it makes it so much more fun.

I wonder what that wine tasted like—the one that used to be water that Jesus did some shenanigans to

These munchies are the truth. I cant stop eating these granola bars…and there’s a giant pile of them🥳

Honestly— I don’t understand

I’ve been trying to get myself addicted to video games again so that it can distract me from excessive online shopping. So far, the results fucking suck

I drive differently ever since I started playing the F1 video game

Ima cruise around and look for space ships

I wonder when it was in my life when the light in my eyes went away🤔

I take my job way too serious smh

I’d rather just never watch tv again if it means dealing with a remote with dead batteries