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A few months ago I gave my dad's eulogy but I never let anyone read it.
Give this a read for a change in perspective of love, passion, distance, and time.
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Charlotte is my step-mother and my dad's name is Jon.
The best part about this whole situation is that people are finally washing their hands after they use the restroom which by itself is a win.
And signs everyyyyyyywhere to wash your hands
Have you ever done something or ask something so hilariously savage this you nearly fell off your bed laughing?
Dear COVID-19 (A virus),
May we please see your boarding pass & itinerary. Laura needs an EXACT no later than date for you to complete your business.
Yours Truly,
Twitter ♥️
Pretty much a sure thing I'll be on tonight. Ease your house blues by being social with chat mics from the comfort & 6+ foot distance of your couch.
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My gorgeous German girl fresh out of her bath....she smells like strawberry margarita 😍
@MercedesAMG
When you are used to being alone the majority of your 95% of your days, this isolation thing is actually not so bad.
This gives you tons of time to clean....like your kitchen!
I'm doing my best for everyone to show that you can make incredibly tasty food with the CHEAPEST cuts of meat.
Here I present corned beef. Only about 4 people have tasted the spice blend I made here.
@KathiSchmoelz
@lockdownurlife
@geekymutt
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Almost selected the wrong drive when I was about to run diskpart in cmd with a command of clean.
For a drive I've had since 2013. Its backed up....just across like 5 different drives.
I'm working from home in my own office.
Even got the coffee on hand too. Downside is I have 4 screens in front of me and I might need sunscreen here soon.
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Jon Case retweeted
Ah, quarantine. But first, I will meet up with 500 people at the grocery store to fight over beans.
Prime and Chill....hacker style
Hackers is currently free on Amazon Prime
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So with all this buying of ALL of the toilet paper off the shelves.....does anyone realize that excessive bowl movements aren't one of the symptoms?
Like seriously, anyone?
Jon Case retweeted
"You didn't wait six months for a feasibility study to prove that an idea could work. You gambled that it might work. You didn't tie up the organization with red tape designed mostly to cover somebody's ass. You took the initiative and the responsibility.”
If this happens and red hat hackers go after you, just remember it is karma.
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This is the sort of humanity we all need in these times.
.@Pornhub is giving Italians free premium access during coronavirus quarantine: trib.al/5QzbHfo
You guys remember when my Alfa Romeo burned down & @alfa_romeo kinda just told me to kick rocks?
Well how about this as a middle finger? I present my Mercedes AMG GTS @MercedesAMG
It really would be raining the day I receive my first grill. #TheAudacity
Whatever, I'll be spit roasting a huge lamb thigh here in a few weeks... rotisserie style 🔥









