@HumanityPlague

Worshiping at the Altar of Jeff Gerstmann, and other things. A bit worried about the Cancer, I've been diagnosed with.

 On the train to Cancer-ville.
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Joined August 2009
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My great work over the past few days, organizing and recataloging all of my DVDs and blu-rays into an updated collection. Check it out here: invelos.com/DVDCollection.as…
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Kotaku: "12 Best Moments In Mass Effect" Me: *searches for Miranada ass-intro shot, Garrus ME2 introduction, Shepard punching reporter lady across the 3 games, and finds none of it* Me: This is why no one takes you seriously, Kotaku!
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Legit question: how long until Ethan trots out this excuse as to why he cheated: "Well, I've been under immense pressure due to the reaction content lawsuits and I had a moral failing because of it."
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After repetedly getting repeatedly legally bitch-slapped by @DenimsTV, among others, and now finding that he's been cheating on his wife for 6 months, has Ethan Klein officially entered his lolcow era?
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What would be the ultimate power move is if Hila got Denims on as the first guest, if/when the podcast ever comes back.
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So, uh, that Mass Effect TV show that they announced a while ago, probably isn't going to happen, right?
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If I was at PopCap, I'd probably start polishing my resume sooner, rather than later.
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How great would it be if Dr. Greg/Dr. Ray came out of retirement, formed a new developer, and they became celebrated, once again?
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What does everyone think was the turning point game, for Bioware? I say ME: Andromeda, but a friend says ME3.
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This is actually a badass PC case:
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I was talking with a friend about VisionQuest a few nights ago, and he, who is WAY more versed in movies/TV shows, legitimately didn't recognize/know that James Spader was in the show. It's like "Who do you think the bearded guy was, then?"
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Well, I saw Street Fighter. I didn't hate it like most folks, but it's still kind of a bad movie. Like not "good" bad, but just kind of mediocre bad. Noah is the best thing about it. I oddly thought Cody was the worst thing, though David might be a close second.
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I'm not one of the usual "Kotaku is everything awful about the game industry!" folks, but man, their Ready or Not review is abysmal. It's almost 900 words, and only about 170 of them are about the actual game. The other 800 are a treatise on modern policing.
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The fact the game come out 3 years ago on PC and a year ago on consoles is more bewildering. Like, why is Kotaku "reviewing" the game now? More to the point, why review a game if you offer no insight as to the actual quality of said game?
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If the author wanted to write an editorial on the game, that could be very welcome. But "No" they didn't do that. They pontificated about the history of modern policing and said "is like being force-fed pure fearmongering." Thanks for the insight, Kotaku!
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I bought that Marvel vs. Capcom game collection on Steam, loaded it up and it was defaulted at 640 x 480 resolution. I literally didn't know they made games like that any more. I assumed minimum spec was like 800 x 600.
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I rather enjoyed VisionQuest. My only quibble is that it needs more Orly Brady, Diane Morgan and @emilyhampshire . Then again, I say that about all things, even stuff they are the main star of, so maybe my quibble isn't valid.
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Honestly, fuck Girls. HBO should be bringing back Oz.
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RIP Levelord.
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I've been "The Next Stop" for the past 2 hours, on this Amazon delivery tracker page. Meanwhile, the actual driver has driven past my house at least 6 times. And went from being about 0.2 miles away, to being about 3 miles out.
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