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Proud Husband, Father, Texan/w Norseman blood. I like humor, science, and nature. I would offer you a penny for your thoughts, but they don’t make them anymore.

Texas, USA
Joined April 2022
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u hand me a blanket first thing imma do is smell it. won’t have me wrapped in aśs.
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Yes. He announced today that ICE was partnering with SpaceX to build the spacewall!
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Today is Follow Back Friday!!! Patriots only! The rules are: 🇺🇸Drop your handles 🇬🇧Follow 🇮🇱Like 🇺🇸Repost You will be added to a huge list of VETTED patriots that I will post in a series of list every Saturday between now and the election. If you have been on one of my previous lists, no need to drop your handle again. #MAGA #MAHA #Reform #PatriotsUnite #TRUMP2024
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Comment ONLY ONE WORD below, and with every comment, I'll add it to the prompt as I send each new version to everyone. I'm starting with "purple".
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I've been doing it wrong all this time.
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Every time I see this, I laugh like it's the first time.😂
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Humanzee retweeted
Let’s make a retweet chain and see how far it can go!
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Humanzee retweeted
If you are someone’s boss and you put your focus on the numbers and not on your people, you are making a huge mistake. Your job is to manage the people, give them room to grow and support them. Treat them right and they will be happy to help you hit those numbers. If you don’t…. Well good luck to you. You’re going to need it
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Humanzee retweeted
I’m not gonna drop down on one knee, but I really appreciate your engagement.
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Dad's reaction to babies fake eyebrows 🤣
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Humanzee retweeted
With the new monetization guidelines for X, you’re gonna need about 55,555 impressions per day to reach 5 million over the three month period. Challenge accepted
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What the fuck is happening here?
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Feinstein Says A Recent Jedi Attempt On Her Life Has Left Her Scarred And Deformed buff.ly/3Mlq4UR
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Just going to leave this here
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