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my hypermobile knees make me part flamingo 🦩
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Sometimes I want to cry and yell and grieve the loss of my health but my body doesn’t even allow that 🥹
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a drunk girl at this party asked me “so like what’s your backstory?” I said “scoliosis” & she said, with complete sincerity, “that’s crazy I’m a Libra”
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Doctor: under “medications currently taking” you just wrote “wine and cheese” Me: Doctor: Me: did you need the dosage amounts?
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This is how I effectively sign off emails now
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whoever said money can’t buy happiness hasn’t spent $2.68 at the restaurant supply store
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hey does anyone have an estimate of how much longer
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I got that deer in me (big sad brown eyes & the urge to run into oncoming traffic)
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妙 明@MyaoMyeongOct 6
もう無理です. 限界です. I cannot take it anymore. I am at my limit.
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The people who judge chronically ill people wouldn’t last a day in our shoes. If it annoys you that someone is chronically ill, just imagine how much it’d annoy you to BE chronically ill.
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If chronic illness was easily curable do you really think anyone would still be chronically ill? We would just fix it and move on…
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One thing shared by pretty much all disabled people (in any capacity, physical or mental) is having to spend much of your life convincing those around you that your disabilities are in fact, disabling
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nurse just complimented me during labs visit for having nice big veins and i said “thanks i love having blood” idk man
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If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
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I don’t live my life believing “it’ll never happen to me” because many things I didn’t expect already DID happen to me. No one is above struggles in life. And we have to make good choices.
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