@HumphyGokart

Anyone who mentions non existent invisible sky daddies or a 2000 year old book of fairy tales will be instantly blocked

 Scotland
Joined June 2025
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Another crazy incident in our old house (now sold) - We got visited by an official from the planning department for Bedfordshire Borough Council Why? Because Zoe’s (age 12) toy cafe got reported for illegal trading. I kid you not. We had to show the lady around our property to prove we weren’t running an illegal operation.
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Not sure how you’d recognise shower gel ya fat manky racist wankspangle.
Craig Houston
@CraigHouston_Oct 20
I don’t think that’s pepper spray. I think it’s shower gel.
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In case anyone’s still confused: the Ukrainians are the GOOD guys!!
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Just seen this please tell me it's true
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Lakota Man
@LakotaMan1Oct 8
Encourage everyone you know to get out VOTE. We need everyone. We can do this. #vote ✅
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Please let it be true I want to get the party started
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IRAN: “We stand with the wonderful people of Los Angeles and San Diego forever”
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Just woke up and saw this please tell me it's true
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Listen up Fat Caligula: Literally nobody in Canada gives a flying fuck about your imaginary “Lake America.” You don’t get to rename a fucking lake because Canada told you to go fuck yourself. Have I made myself clear, you child-raping pedophile?
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Paul Freid@PaulFreid5Sep 29
An American hero. Please retweet if you agree.
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Mick@motleytoon1Sep 28
Replying to @PolitlcsUK
Complete bollocks. A local farmer called the police after noticing some suspicious activity. Unless the orange idiot knows the farmer personally he’s talking absolute shite🤣🤣
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RETWEET if you stand with Kaitlan Collins against Trump!
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Americans - everybody fucking hates you
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Dodgy Gardener
@dodgygardenerSep 9
Part 11 of the ChatGPT Front Garden Renovation 🤖🏡 After getting roasted in the comments, we changed the gate round 😂 Finished Frank’s side of the fence, dug trenches for the gravel boards, did a tip run & bumped into a couple of you lot while we were out ❤️
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Dodgy Gardener
@dodgygardenerSep 6
Part 10 of the ChatGPT Front Garden Renovation 🤖🏡 The fence is pretty much DONE! 🙌 Finished the majority of the fencing, fitted the gate and added the capping. Buzzing with how it turned out! 😂🔥 Shoutout to Keels Joinery for the garden gate tutorial! 👏
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Glenn Tunes@glenn_tunesSep 3
HERE IN NORWAY WE HELP UNSTABLE LOW IQ LUNATICS, AMERICA DECIDED TO PUT THEM IN THE WHITE HOUSE 🙄
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Zaza Waybright@Le_UnorthodoxSep 3
"I am sad to announce, that our President: Donald J. Trump, has passed away at the age of 80."
White House Press Office
@PressSecSep 2
Vice President @JDVance will take the podium tomorrow at 1:00PM.
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Replying to @TrumpTruthOnX
On a Scottish phone because the rest of the world isn't mental.
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