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"This is not my Earth! Wait, why do you have my name and my powers?"
&& Peter Parker
&& Older version
&& College Professor during the day.
&& Spider-man.
&& OCs/Crossover friendly.
&& Nonlwed/lewd welcome.
&& 18+ only please.
RT and Heart would be appreciated.
She refused to take it back. SHE REFUSED TO TAKE IT BACK! Fine, he can play her game then.
Aiming his wrist to her, he fired another slob of webs to her stomach. There, that was for call him coward.
"It is rude to label bad name to people, criminal."
He huffed as he clenched his fist.
Then he jumped from his hideout, fists pumping in the air.
"I am not s coward! You take it back!"
He fell down to the floor in the alley, knowing that Michelle would scan the wall instead of the ground.
So he walked to the mouth of the alley, peeking through the corner. And he saw her stomping around and yelled for him.
"Oh, she is definitely cute when she is mad."
He crossed his arms, shifting into unimpressed body language toward the man.
"You were jaywalk."
He lifted his head up like showing his nose if he was not wearing his mask.
"Last time, I check... that is crime, criminal."
. . .
Girls fight.
Should I stop it?
Nah, lemme have some popcorn.
[Steals a popcorn bucket with a web. Pulls the bottom of his mask to only show his mouth. Eats some popcorn.]
"Well, sir! You are yelling at #1 hero of the New York! That is what criminals do!
Burn!"
He flashed a peace sign at the new criminal. His smile was definitely hide behind his awesome mask!
He turned to look at his bottom for a moment. Then he focused at the man as his hand scratched his head.
"Uh, no. I am Spider-Man, New York #1 hero. Not an ass. Maybe you need to get glasses?"
Flashes the man a thumb-up!
He waved goodbye to 'future criminal'.
"Be good boy and makes your mama proud. Yes! I got a criminal to give up his evilness!"
He pumped his fist in the air.
"Hey! I am very friendly. I dislike foul-mouth man. You never know when there is innocent ears lurking nearby. And I question your love for your mama."
He was glad for the mask becauae he could not stop smile. Good thing, he made sure to not laugh so it wont give him away.
Spider-man kept watching the non mama's boy. Then he brought his fingers up to point at his own eyes. Then he flipped it to point at the man in dramatic way.
"I am watching you. So you can keep that web as reminder of this hero!"
"Language. I ought to tell your mother to use soap to wash your filthy mouth!"
His finger moved to scold the foul-mouth man.
He was just sitting on the edge of the building, glancing at the New York in his uniform. Suddenly, he sensed someone behind him so he fired a web behind him. And he heard a curse. So it meant the web hit someone...
"Never sneak behind the spider."
@LethalLenochka
Good thing that she was not looking up. Most people did not bother to look up because they thought they were safe from the above.
But he should be careful, moving slowly. But it was growing little bored. So he decided to have a fun. Aiming his hand at her, he shot a small 》