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The Original International man of mystery. ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ News, current events, snarky commentary, geopolitical jokes, all views expressed are mostly satire/jokes

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Joined November 2021
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I really do feel like I am in this movie, my name is Not Sure, and everyone is drinking Brawndo. No wonder we are alone in the cosmos. If there are other cultures out there, I suspect they have some rather funny nicknames for humanity - and a warning to steer clear.
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BAM!!!๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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I see itโ€™s refraction in white wine.
This is a composite image of the Lion Nebula taken by the James Webb telescope
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Home safely thank you.
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โ€œA republic, if you can keep it.โ€ Benjamin Franklin
๐Ÿ†˜ Here they come America: Pete Buttigieg claims that the Electoral College โ€œmakes no senseโ€ and should be abolished because it is a remnant of โ€œsome very arcane, parochial politics in the 1770s.โ€
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True words....naughty words in the end....
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I canโ€™t check my spam folder, 99+ messages, I donโ€™t care, talk to me here.
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Got to break off the the wax.
President Trump refers to it as the Golden Age.
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Looks like uncle McAfee!
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โ€œcome on buddy, itโ€™s not that bad, I forgot most of it?โ€
Poor fella!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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โ€œElectroshock therapy makes my temporal lobe look kind of like your face, Freddy, pinch me. Am I dreaming?
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JENNY IS STACYโ€™S MOM!?!?
This just blew my mind.
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I donโ€™t really live in temporal realityโ€ฆ.
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Amazon, I need this wizard outfit.
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EXPLORING SPACE WITH MY CAPTURED CORPORATIONS: @elonmusk
Walmart spark overlaid dead-center on the Target bullseye.
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Yuss, as usual!
WEIRD WIZARD ACTIVITIES
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Nah remember when he kissed his ring in fealty?
Obama looks like an idiot ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
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