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I think a mayor has a responsibility, whenever possible, to march in parades

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Not many people know this but I’m actually the NBA intern in charge of +/- stats but nobody ever told me how it works so I just assign random numbers to random players every game
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Sitting in a bar with a bunch of fucking losers rn
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If the refs are in fact conspiring against whoever Argentina plays you know those mfers are doing it over Skype
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hurowittty@Hurowittty5 Nov 2023
Handing out cigs at mile 12 #NYCMarathon
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Chauncey Billups? More like CHANCEY Billups!
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Everybody at the party is talking about which parade they’d boycott if they were mayor
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Tfw the hex be hittin
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RIP GAWKER
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Mentally I’m here
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Sex pest and nepo baby @Andrew cuomo just got booed to absolute shit his entire way along the Puerto Rican Day parade. A beautiful sight! #PuertoRicanParade
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I encountered this rather unfortunate fellow on the @MTA this morning and offered to carry his luggage up the stairs. You never know when you’ll get the chance to make someone’s day!
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"Frog, are you afraid?" asked Toad. "No," said Frog, "because we are together."
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Mr. Milchick’s LinkedIn Monday morning #severance #SeveranceSeason2 #severancefinale
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your girls out of town and this carrot shows up at your door. wyd
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Absolutely rip roarin pipin hot ripshit seething mad at 10:30am on a Saturday over this guy who double parked rather than simply park normally in the world’s largest parking spot
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UPDATE: someone came thru and made two spots one spot 😤
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Late in the day on Wednesday at Sax-Zim Bog, with @BirdingBobNYC, a Boreal Owl had too much snow on its head.
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i am sure the fact that a blackhawk just crashed into a civilian airliner won't become fodder for any insane conspiracy theories also i have never in my entire life met another person
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Classic NDBL problemz
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.⁦@FDNY⁩ has once again a hard time leaving their garage on Bedford Ave while heading to an emergency call due to the New Dangerous Bike Lane that causes additional traffic, and delays emergency personnel to arrive on time.
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