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It cannot be overstated how culturally significant Hy-Vee posting is. I don’t think you could engineer a better pro-Midwest Mediocrity memetic virus if you tried.
It cannot be overstated how culturally significant Anakin poasting is. I dont think you could engineer a better anti-progressive memetic virus in lab if you tried.
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Boomer couple, both are tall and gaunt. The woman has long dyed blonde hair, conspicuous plastic surgery and is wearing a Boy Scout costume with revealing shorts, the man is dressed up as a Scoutmaster
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“The Culver’s Curdtoberfest Sweepstakes ‘Grand Prize’ Trip to Germany (Munich)”
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“YuGiOh, 2010 YouTube and ‘Heinz EZ Squirt Purple Ketchup’ shouldn’t be relevant to you anymore”
Making the popular culture of your childhood/teens a core part of your identity as an adult just causes one to feel prematurely “old and out of touch”. I think that the broader American obsession with “generations” and age cohorts is unhealthy in general.
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Making the popular culture of your childhood/teens a core part of your identity as an adult just causes one to feel prematurely “old and out of touch”. I think that the broader American obsession with “generations” and age cohorts is unhealthy in general.
being 30/being a zillennial is really starting to fuck with me recently i keep finding myself saying "that was 15/18 years ago" in conversation, and i keep meeting people who weren't even alive or were in diapers during my childhood and our cultural bases are so fundamentally different a guy told me he'd never seen pokemon, digimon or yugioh because they were before his time i found out that someone i knew when they were like 5 is having kids now i keep hearing about all these youtubers from 2013-2017 as being fundamental parts of peoples childhoods and i have no idea who they are its very unsettling...
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“Bloated, bearded mid-30s white guy with face tattoos, leg sores and hair tied into a Suebian knot”
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Iowans know this is the best season of the year
“…Midwest™ X Dot Com accounts partnering with seed corn companies to create image grid posts that get 26 likes…”
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“…Midwest™ X Dot Com accounts partnering with seed corn companies to create image grid posts that get 26 likes…”
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Your eyes are dazzled by AI-generated banners taped to 6 foot white plastic folding tables… “Spooky Fun for Everyone!”… An assortment of early/mid 20s “Marketing Associates” from the area’s Top Employers hover nearby, capturing photos & videos for Facebook, Instagram and TikTok
Imagine it: The 4th Annual Chamber of Commerce “Trunk or Treat” held in a sunny parking lot on an unseasonably hot mid October day. All of Your Favorite Local Businesses are there. The ethanol plant is handing out grain bin squishies, “…a favorite for kiddos AND grown-ups!”
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Imagine it: The 4th Annual Chamber of Commerce “Trunk or Treat” held in a sunny parking lot on an unseasonably hot mid October day. All of Your Favorite Local Businesses are there. The ethanol plant is handing out grain bin squishies, “…a favorite for kiddos AND grown-ups!”
I can tell this will become an annual lament for me: the “trunk and treat” is a degraded, uncivilized, atomized replacement for actually going around to your neighbors’ houses and interacting with them on Halloween. Horrible development in American life.
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Front page of the Sunday @StarTribune, with the headline mistakenly covered by an ad graphic. This is what comes from moving the printing plant to Iowa, where people can't read.
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Discovered some excellent images from Mason City, Iowa’s Oktoberfest. The Stein Holding Contest is particularly enthralling- Steins adorned w/ 1 sticker incorporating the City Logo, full of Iowa’s finest tap water & stoically held over a row of 6ft white plastic folding tables
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