They didn't fight fair, so now it's time to make those #*$%&#@ pay! What will it take for we two human rock n rollers to get to Club 1K at a time where at least half of all music uploaded is AI? Fighting dirty!

This man just took the same plastic recorder that used to sound like a dying goose in elementary school and casually started shredding Sultans of Swing on it. Eyes half-closed, fully committed, fingers flying like he actually practiced this instead of just surviving Hot Cross Buns. Somewhere a music teacher is watching this and having an existential crisis. The recorder has seen things. It will never be the same.