Ian Alexander Crane retweeted
This will be the sixth time we have destroyed the DC cinematic universe, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
Ian Alexander Crane retweeted
Cartman's rendition of In the Ghetto has lived rent-free in my head for the past 20 years.
Ian Alexander Crane retweeted
Se acabó... Ya tenemos GANADOR al mejor vídeo con IA de 2026.
El MULTIVERSO de El Señor de los Anillos.
🤖 Made with AI
Ian Alexander Crane retweeted
Blade Runner 2099 is going to play out in this exact, predictable sequence. First, it was greenlit purely because executives think the chuds who like the OG and/or 2049 enjoyed them for the wrong reasons.
The chuds say they're skipping this trash.
The shitlibs cheer and say, "Good, you were never real fans," yet they won't bother tuning in to 2099 either.
2099 will tank miserably.
The entire Blade Runner franchise will get locked in a vault for the next two decades.
Shitlibs will point the finger at Amazon, stubbornly denying the reality that literally nobody, including themselves, actually wants to watch preachy slop engineered just for them.
Ian Alexander Crane retweeted
Your country might be great but does it follow Australia’s lead by colour-coordinating its currency with the nation’s favourite snack foods?
























