Adulting is eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch for dinner so you don’t dirty any pots and pans...
Currently watching game of thrones on the ultimate throne... #ThronesOnTheToilet
It’s #NationalPetDay im allowing my dog to sleep in the bed... until the bitch tries to take up too much room then it’s the couch for that asssss!!!
Ever see a picture of yourself and think “damn I’m getting fat”... then proceed to eat an entire bag of popcorn?.. me too
I use to have cool reasons for all my bruises and cuts when I was younger from things like sports. Now it’s just because I suck at walking up stairs.
Toddlers are like ticking time bombs, if you don’t get them down for a nap and diffuse them before a certain time, they EXPLODE! 💣
Listening to @billieeilish makes me feel like I’m listening to a twisted edgier @imogenheap and I LIKE IT! #BillieEilish
Nothing says “daddy and me” more than matching ear infections. Yay #ParentLife
What’s worse than your dog pooping on the floor?... your son pooping on the floor. #RealLife
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