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Giants win 7-4. They are 90-50. Folks, you're looking at the Giants team with the best record through 140 games in San Francisco-era history.
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13 years ago today we released Oh! Gravity!
It was a turbulent record that reflected a tumultuous time: an entire album album asking “sons of my enemies, why can’t we keep it together?” Since then, everything has changed... and yet, these songs still seem more poignant...
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31 years ago today, Sergeant Al Powell was vital in saving dozens of lives and stopping a terrorist attack while being sent to investigate a prank call at Nakatomi Plaza.
Today we remember and honour his bravery. Thank you Sgt Powell! #MerryChristmas 👍👏 – at Perth, Western Australia
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Autocorrect just changed Jesus Christ to Jesus Heist and now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go off to write the biggest movie of 2021.
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It’s Christmas season, which means you’re officially allowed to have as much egg nog as you want.
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Should Bill Gates give all his $ to the government? A handy guide.
Govt is:
- corrupt
- extremely inefficient
- controls police & military
- dumb & slow
- bad at everything
Gates is:
- nice old guy
- smart
- capital efficient
- non violent
- saving millions of lives
