When you sleep with her to give her a job and then you go through her documents and find out she went to an all-boys school
Some people are living in answered testimony but can’t remember when they genuinely ask for it. Be grateful 🙏
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Me and my bestie arriving at the party fully dressed up with zero context on what the dress code was
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Timmy: "Mom, where is my cat?"
Mom: "I'm sorry, honey... your cat died. It ate rat poison. It's outside, behind the house." Timmy walks outside, kneels down, and starts licking........
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The president and his minions decided to wake up one day and lie to their citizens that floods are coming, not just floods, the mother of all floods, ELNINO. The citizens unaware,.......
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The worst thing a couple can do around me is talk to each other in that baby voice. 😭😡 Rubbish!
God when?? #ManchesterUnited
Manchester United are the 2012/13 Barclays Premier League champions! #mufc
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A man can take care of a woman for over 10 years without complaining, but the moment he faces financial difficulties and needs a woman to support him for just 4 months, omo, everywhere go scatter. 💔
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Carrick dodged the question on whether he'd take training today.
He's arrived in training kit. 👀
Chelsea away is Saturday, first kick-off of the weekend. #mufc


















