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Mason W

@IDontThrow85

I wrote all 7 Police Academy films a decade before I was born.

 Tampa, FL
Joined January 2018
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Craig Counsell is probably going through it right now..
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Taco Bell not doing “Steal a Base, Steal a Taco” for the World Series is a recession indicator.
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As the news coverage proceeded to show victims jumping to their deaths from the flaming towers, these were real life people, making the most difficult, courageous final decision in their life, part of my childhood ended that morning.
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Those images still haunt me even now. It was unequivocally the worst thing I had ever seen in my life. Until today, when I watched Elon Musk's AI generated adaptation of The Odyssey.
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One of the first "welcome to the real world" moments of my life occured as I was sitting in school on September 11th 2001, watching the news with the rest of my class as adults were frantically trying to decipher what was going on.
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I sat in total silence, unable to form a thought at what I just saw, as I imagine most of the nation did at that moment too. I sat in total silence, unable to form a thought at what I just saw, as I imagine most of the nation did at that moment too.
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We were just kids, barely old enough to comprehend what was transpiring, when out of nowhere, the 2nd plane crashed into the World Trade Center on live television.
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Great win for UCF in their quest for 7 wins and a Frisco Bowl berth..
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First things first, I'm whooping the brother's ass for standing by and recording this instead of stopping her...
Sofia (@Sofia50020Sofia) profile pictureSofia
@Sofia50020SofiaOct 22
So you take your daughter's phone away and THIS happens 😳 What would you do?
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Look at how stupid sports betting had made people . 🤣🤣🤣🤣
NurembergTrialsForSportsbooks (@SportRrigged6) profile pictureNurembergTrialsForSportsbooks@SportRrigged6Oct 20
Hahahaha Ohhhh yeh here we go now with Terry McLaurin Every fucking primetime game a superstar goes out with a fake injury Just jogging along and pretends he gets fucking shot Athletic actors in the Rigged NFL
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He's qualified to ask this since he is the only human on the planet who looks like an actual penis.
Stephen Miller (@StephenM) profile pictureStephen Miller
@StephenMOct 14
What gender is James Talafreako?
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It's 3:05pm right now in Tampa, 2 miles from International Mall, and it would already take me 38 minutes to get to Tropicana Field, despite no game tonight, and people think it's "just a 25 minute drive" during rush hour on game days?
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Alabama is getting away with some pretty egregious holding this game.
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Passimian should be the starting QB for any Pokemon team.
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Imagine the public discourse the first time that a #1 seed chooses their opponent and then gets promptly swept. It will be glorious.
Just Baseball (@JustBB_Media) profile pictureJust Baseball
@JustBB_MediaOct 8
MLB has proposed the following rule changes: - Shortening the regular season to 154 games starting in 2029 to create a standard weekly off day - Best-of-seven Division Series format - Opponent selection by the higher-seeded team in the Wild Card and Division Series starting in 2027
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The guy on the right looks like he would enjoy the ball way more.
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostOct 7
Dodgers fan denying little Braves fan NLDS ball sparks heated etiquette debate trib.al/7tvP6fw
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Sike.
Scott Johns (@wsjohns88) profile pictureScott Johns@wsjohns88Oct 5
Replying to @StevieP57271863
The Saints have the scheme and personnel to run fit really well and will make it their gameplan all night. They aren’t perfect and can certainly be exposed but you have to imagine that they installed their best game plan for this one. They will make it hard to run.
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Man, the Gators are going to be a tough matchup for whoever they play in the Reliaquest Bowl.
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Can we end the farce and go back to having four playoff teams per league in MLB ...
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