@IHPower

If any of my tweets annoy you, please remember I'm just trying to have a laugh. If none of my tweets have annoyed you, be patient, they will.

 Essex innit
Joined July 2010
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I, for one, am a great fan of Roman numeral puns.
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Relationships come and go but beer is forever.
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Young people, do you ever feel so tired that the simplest of things seem too much effort? That’s what middle-age feels like. You’re welcome.
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Ian Power retweeted
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Man City fans returning back to their original clubs
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One of my silly friends reckons I should buy a thesaurus. What a silly idea! Why would I want a silly thesaurus?
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Hunting, but with the dogs ripping to pieces anyone wearing a riding hat and red coat.
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Only idiots make generalisations.
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Someone gave me a book about anger management. I lost it.
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I'm - it's now a long sigh before I get to my year of birth in drop-down menus - years old.
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Mo has broken. r n i n g
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My drama about The Red Arrows has been commissioned by ITV3. We hope to start filming a pilot in November.
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WHAT DO WE WANT? SAFER OVERHEAD LETTER FIXINGS! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? OW!
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Ian Power retweeted
Ian Power@IHPowerSep 18
An Earl has a grievance with a King. The peasants get to hear about it. Everyone has an opinion. Welcome to the Middle Ages, or the United Kingdom in 2026.
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I'm seeing a lot of angry tweets about things I have no knowledge of or fully understand. This is what Sun readers must feel like.
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My wife keeps saying I look better without glasses. It wouldn’t bother me but she’s the one who wears them.
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When you’ve loaded the dishwasher to your wife’s liking.
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I once ate a horse steak. It gave me the trots.
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I'll never forget grandad's last words to me: "What bus?"
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I've had no alcohol for seven days. I've learnt two things from this: 1. I'm not dependant on alcohol. 😊 2. Life's fucking dull without alcohol. 😔
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Daddy bear: My porridge is too hot! Mummy bear: My porridge is too cold! Baby bear: Bacon tastes great hot or cold... just saying.
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Things my wife thinks you can't have too many of: Candles Shoes Cushions Tupperware containers Skin creams Past grievances
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