Joined February 2012
My mom has been congratulating me on every poop I've taken since 1983 and I'm a walking ball of confidence.
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I Have To Poop retweeted
Thinking of becoming a lesbian because I'm sick of pooping real poop I'd rather poop glitter rainbows.
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I Have To Poop retweeted
Wow this poop came out flawlessly and smooth
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Just took a huge ass poop. #feelsgood