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┏ π”π€πŒπ„π’ π•΅π€πŒπ„π’πŽπ 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍 β”› ⬐ penned by alkos
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i fucked up and i need an adult
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/ i miss yall
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sometimes you make social blunders when you don’t know a particular cultures courting practicesβ€” and i am 𝘯𝘰𝘡 going to fight them ! please help me figure out a way out of this .
gothams worst journalist (@jrnlists) profile picturegothams worst journalist@jrnlistsOct 25
β €β €(LOUD OBNOXIOUS SIGH.) how do you accidentally do something like that? (...) how many do you gotta fight? cant be that bad.
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π˜™π˜Œπ˜šπ˜Œπ˜™ΝŸπ˜ΝŸπ˜ˆΝŸπ˜›ΝŸπ˜ΝŸπ˜–ΝŸπ˜• ᴏꜰ THE *πŒβ”ˆβ”ˆβ–ˆ.πšπšƒπšˆπš οΉ  ＊ #̲𝐌𝐸.
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i seem to have *accidentally declared myself a suitor and now i have to fight the other ones .
gothams worst journalist (@jrnlists) profile picturegothams worst journalist@jrnlistsOct 6
as your self proclaimed best friend, your problems always concern me. (placing a hand on his shoulder.) just tell me about the aliens. please.
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no . i mean , no no . as in not no . . . . i have tylenol .
* ‍𝙷ⁱᡍʰ ‍/ β€α΅‡α΅ƒπ˜­π˜­. (@wieldswillpower) profile picture* ‍𝙷ⁱᡍʰ ‍/ β€α΅‡α΅ƒπ˜­π˜­.@wieldswillpowerOct 5
is that a no?
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β€” 𝙅ᡃᡐᡉ˒@ILVMlNATEDOct 2
it smells like wrongdog in here
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jesus christ .
* ‍𝙷ⁱᡍʰ ‍/ β€α΅‡α΅ƒπ˜­π˜­. (@wieldswillpower) profile picture* ‍𝙷ⁱᡍʰ ‍/ β€α΅‡α΅ƒπ˜­π˜­.@wieldswillpowerOct 5
alright. you don’t have tylenol lying around, do you? i feel ran through.
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. . . kind of .
* ‍𝙷ⁱᡍʰ ‍/ β€α΅‡α΅ƒπ˜­π˜­. (@wieldswillpower) profile picture* ‍𝙷ⁱᡍʰ ‍/ β€α΅‡α΅ƒπ˜­π˜­.@wieldswillpowerOct 5
… ? when someone’s shooting from the back?
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Image from ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ π’”π’‚π’Šπ’π’• ‍ ‍ οΉ— (@ASSISTlNG)
Ω‹ (@MORTlSUMBRA) profile pictureΩ‹@MORTlSUMBRASep 23
β €you β €look β €lonely. β €i β €can β €fix β €that.
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hal , please . that’s β€” what do you think a backshot is .
* ‍𝙷ⁱᡍʰ ‍/ β€α΅‡α΅ƒπ˜­π˜­. (@wieldswillpower) profile picture* ‍𝙷ⁱᡍʰ ‍/ β€α΅‡α΅ƒπ˜­π˜­.@wieldswillpowerOct 5
even i’ve gotta go through training, kid. you think these thighs just built themselves?
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you were WHAT training ?
* ‍𝙷ⁱᡍʰ ‍/ β€α΅‡α΅ƒπ˜­π˜­. (@wieldswillpower) profile picture* ‍𝙷ⁱᡍʰ ‍/ β€α΅‡α΅ƒπ˜­π˜­.@wieldswillpowerOct 5
spent the whole day backshot training just to come back to this.
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/ lanterns finale sucked fucking ass
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/ i kept holding on to hope that maybe they’d do a big reveal that would explain the shit that’s been pissing me off but no let’s just completely eviscerate the core lore of the green lanterns it’s fine
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/ whatever man moving on with my life
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my problems have to involve extraterrestrial royalty for you to want to hear about them ?
gothams worst journalist (@jrnlists) profile picturegothams worst journalist@jrnlistsOct 4
waitβ€”β€”β€” an alien prince? nevermind, involve me immediately. tell me everything.
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everything , my friend . every damn thing . it all started with an alien prince .
gothams worst journalist (@jrnlists) profile picturegothams worst journalist@jrnlistsOct 3
(groaning, head in hands.) what the hell could you possibly have goin on right now?
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thank you for asking . ( constructs a scroll , it unfurls to the floor ) first of all ,
gothams worst journalist (@jrnlists) profile picturegothams worst journalist@jrnlistsOct 2
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SIGH. whats wrongdog?
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it smells like wrongdog in here
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