Secret · Dec 15, 2024 · 1:52 AM UTC

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Secret@ILYSecret_15 Dec 2024

Three whole years of loving you, what a journey it’s been! My first time having hot pot! Here’s to an eternity of new experiences and life together with our beautiful fur babies💙

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conor · Oct 5, 2026 · 7:48 PM UTC

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conor@conor_brnOct 5

One blocked nostril and a slightly sore throat

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arfa · Sep 28, 2026 · 7:08 AM UTC

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arfa@arifa_saysSep 28

me trying to defend myself without bursting into tears teapawt.net/SoyLaMejori/status/210…

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mika · Sep 22, 2026 · 1:40 PM UTC

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mika@mikasagradaSep 22

"Vocês se importam se a gente cancelar?" Eu:

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Keith Acouplabeers · Sep 22, 2026 · 5:20 PM UTC

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Keith Acouplabeers

@acouplabeersSep 22

I’m making 80k in the $80 full tank, $2500 apartment, $18 chipotle burrito era

rova

@rovabtwSep 20

Imagine making $80k during the $20 full tank, $500 apartment, $5 footlong era?

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Three Year Letterman · Sep 15, 2026 · 11:36 AM UTC

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Three Year Letterman

@3YearLettermanSep 15

Best one so far

Sydney Battle@SydneyBattleSep 15

the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat

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Secret · Sep 9, 2026 · 2:49 PM UTC

Secret@ILYSecret_Sep 9

Holy shit I’m getting married in 3 days!!!

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𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐲 ౨ৎ · Aug 25, 2026 · 6:07 PM UTC

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𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐲 ౨ৎ@kanthoiseAug 25

DOLLY PARTON DEAD BEFORE TRUMP SAY IT AINT SO

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wntr · Aug 19, 2026 · 1:44 AM UTC

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wntr@pawpuaAug 19

dont ask me to duo q i have anger issues

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Satan · Aug 18, 2026 · 3:09 AM UTC

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Satan

@s8nAug 18

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mika · Aug 13, 2026 · 3:00 PM UTC

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mika@mikasagradaAug 13

*Meu alarme tocando por 10 minutos* Eu nos meus sonhos:

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phlip · Aug 4, 2026 · 10:31 PM UTC

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phlip

@MrPerfectPhilipAug 4

No grandma the girls don’t think I’m handsome they think I’m retarded

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⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ · Aug 4, 2026 · 6:31 PM UTC

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⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ@rakkofanAug 4

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

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Bammyy · Aug 3, 2026 · 6:30 AM UTC

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Bammyy@ayobamiamisuuAug 3

-I whisper “The fuck” to myself at least 25 times a day😂

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Mar ; · Aug 2, 2026 · 10:53 PM UTC

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Mar ;@ihoonlatteAug 2

yo aguantando las ganas de hacer una pregunta random que se me ocurrió y no tiene nada que ver con la conversación

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mia · Jul 22, 2026 · 6:51 PM UTC

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mia@httpsosweetJul 22

If we were two little snails I would reach over from my cherry to your cherry just to give you a kiss

grace@gracefishloveJul 22

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Miilato · Jul 21, 2026 · 1:30 PM UTC

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Miilato

@litteralyme0Jul 21

How I go to work knowing my unemployed bro is sleeping after playing games all night

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cole · Jul 16, 2026 · 3:35 AM UTC

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cole

@wyacoleJul 16

How it feels to have a gift for someone but you can't tell them yet

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kar · Jul 16, 2026 · 5:03 PM UTC

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kar

@bustitopen420Jul 16

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work