IOM Constabulary

We see you rollin'. We hatin'. Patrollin' we tryin' to catch you ridin' dirty #iom

The Mountain Road is shit. Douglas Prom is shit. Peel Road is shit. The A1, A3 and A7; all shit #iom

Several arrests made in a series of island-wide dawn raids. 3 people charged with conspiring to smear condiments on doors #iom

WPCs on stake out at the Raggatt hoping to catch a glimpse of the Patrick flasher #iom

This hot lil minx has been booked to dance for the officers at our Xmas party #iom

A timely reminder that the names 'Nigel' and 'Claire' are illegal during advent. Don't get caught out. We'll throw the book at you #iom

23 people hurt in 'Black Friday' riots at Supercards in Strand Street #iom

All officers to be in St Johns tomorrow for the annual mincing about. Crimes committed in other parts of the island may go undetected #iom

The force will be robustly enforcing its robust enforcement policy during the TT, which is being enforced in a robust manner #iom #iomtt

Foot patrol officers hoping for a blozzer at the fair #iom

To be honest, we're not quite sure what's going on #iom

Volunteers sought for ID parade. Must be mid to late 50s and look a bit like David Cretney MHK. Male or female #iom

Defective pine cone confiscated from Ronaldsway met office #iom

Officers are currently investigating this crime...

Missing man turned out not to be missing or indeed a man #iom

83 reported black eyes so far #iom

Update: Man arrested in Lord Street this morning for impersonating a police officer turned out to be PC 256. Sorry Keith #iom

It's illegal to use the term 'dangly ham' within the sight or hearing of a person likely to be caused harassment, alarm or distress #iom

Unless it's of an urgent nature, cavity searches are suspended until glove stock is replenished #iom

Swede dealers taking advantage of island-wide turnip shortage. Just say 'no' #iom