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REAL DOCTOR

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IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU HAVE THE PLAGUE

 CURRENTLY INACTIVE
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Joined October 2018
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WELCOME TO MY DOCTOR’S OFFICE. HERE ARE MY CREDENTIALS.
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A RELATIONSHIP SHOULD BE 50/50. SHE CATCHES THE PLAGUE AND I CURE IT
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EVERYONE CAN BE AN ORGAN DONOR IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH
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OH THEY WILL.
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IMAGINE YOUR CARD DECLINES AT THE PLAGUE DOCTOR’S AND HE GETS THE RATS
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IMAGINE YOUR CARD DECLINES AT THE PLAGUE DOCTOR’S AND THE LEECHES START SPITTING BLOOD BACK INTO YOUR BODY
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MENTALLY I AM HERE
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She would have turned 20 years old today. Thinking, grieving for Oluwatoyin Salau.
Carolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis (@CarrieCnh12) profile pictureCarolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis@CarrieCnh1227 Aug 2020
It's August 27th. Today is Oluwatoyin's birthday. Say her name. Remember her.
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THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN LEECHES AND A LARGE, PLUMP BUBO
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MY (23M) LEECHES (1M, 0M, 1F, 1F, 2F) REFUSE TO LATCH ON TO MY PATIENT (4M). IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO LEGALLY?
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Maxine loves Erika very very much ! ! ! (@MadMaxnie) profile pictureMaxine loves Erika very very much ! ! !@MadMaxnie27 Jul 2020
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HAD TO PICK UP SOME PEPSI FOR MY SPECIAL ELIXIR
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THE LEECHES HAVE UNIONIZED
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FRIENDLY REMINDER
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FRIENDLY REMINDER
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ALSO AVAILABLE IN STICKER FORM!!! redbubble.com/i/sticker/plag…
"plague doctor says wear your mask" Sticker for Sale by homovaquero

"plague doctor says wear your mask" Sticker for Sale by homovaquero

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AMUSING QUARANTINE ACTIVITY: - CATCH A WILD PIGEON - TRAIN IT TO TRANSPORT MAIL - SCRIBE YOUR MOTHER’S CREDIT CARD NUMBER, EXPIRATION DATE, AND THREE NUMBERS ON THE BACK ON YOUR FAVORITE PARCHMENT - TIE IT INTO A SCROLL AND GIVE IT TO THE PIGEON - DIRECT IT TO MY ADDRESS
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WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT WEARING MASKS? JUST STUFF THE BEAK WITH HERBS AND OTHER AROMAS
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