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Joined April 2023
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How much have you earned today?
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Do y’all think killing thieves is the right way to deal with them?
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After churches, education is another scam. Mimi I support this woman 100%. I am doing Actuarial Science on my final year. My dream was to be a tailor. But juu nilipita KCSE instead of kupelekwa tailoring school niko JKUAT looking for a degree in a field am not interested in. Nikimaliza sijui what will be next. But uzuri sahii am building my tailoring skills. The Kenyan Education System is the biggest scam.
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HOW TO EASILY WIN A LADY; Fresh cut or neat hair Dress well Smelling nice Cute smiles Be courageous Thank me later.
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Sex in the morning with the right person will make your day 100 times better.
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2024 maandamano ya Genz Cassypool came out na akasema tutafute kazi tufanye badala ya kuwaste time tukiandamana. 2 years later the same Cassypool is out here crying to young celebrities and creatives not to join politics. He goes ahead and say that kuna time ameingia depression after being cancelled by Kenyans. Alafu akasema after kukua cancelled na Kenyans pia Ruto alikua anasifu alianza kumpea mgongo. Hii imeleta raha leo adi imeniongeza motivation. Hao watu wanasupport Tutam tukieza wacancel watapata akili. Siri ni kumcancel in large number. Cassypool sahii amejoin team Wantam. Lets welcome him atusaidie kufinya hiyo Tutam
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Up and grateful, Good morning friends y’all have a good day ahead
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You feel me
People who have sex in the morning, how do you handle morning breath??
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People who have sex in the morning, how do you handle morning breath??
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Ruto is an alumni of UON. Rigathi Gashagua is an alumni of UON. Edwin Sifuna is also an alumni of UON. Every year comrades wa UON hukua na missing marks na si ati ni one or two comrades. Kama sahii kuna a whole class iko na missing marks kwa CATS. Kuna over 1000 students hawajui their academic progress because of missing marks. Ruto, Rigathi, Sifuna both are the alumni na wanataka kukua rais wa hii nchi. They have never raised their voices on this matter. Leo kuna a strike pale UON for the 4th years. Main reason missing marks. Kwani how difficult is it that ukishamark CATS unarecord tu marks. Sahii kuna adi AI. Things have been made simple lakini hao malecs wa UON are busy bodies in the institution. Imagine kufika 4th year then unakosa kugraduate ati juu lec hakurecord your marks. Kuna wengine wamegonga 2 years nje na hawajapata chance ya kugraduate. All UON comrades show up in large numbers today and let the issue be addressed and the busy body lecturers be sent off the institution. Viva Comrades!!!!!
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The next government should know that sisi kama Wakenya hizi ndio shida tunataka kupitia. Imagine kutoka nitoke Kisii 2023 nikahamia Kiambu hadi sahii sijai nunua gumboots kwa maisha yangu. But najua watasema ati ni juu huko Kisii tumekua marginalised. Huku Murima wakiuza umbrellas huko Kisii tunauziwa umbrellas na gumboots at the same time. What country is this? Naona Simba Arati kazi ni kutembea juu ya gari akitishia Ruto na kushout Tutam. Wenye hata hawako Tutam naona kila wiki ni kulaunch new projects. 2027 tusipo pigia leaders kura tutatlilia chooni. Btw kuna difference ya Leader ana a Political Leader. Jua wako ni mgani.
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Mahali imefika ni kama Ruto anataka kugeuza Kenya ikue kama Haiti. Najua hamjui hiii. Utawala kuna curfew 8pm. By 8pm ukipatikana nje wanakuchukulia kama one of the gangs na unaeza kua arrested for that. Main reason for this ni the so called goons attacked two police officer and killed them. Mmoja alikua dem na mwingine alikua boy. Boy polisi alikatwa katwa na panga adi akadedi alafu the lady naye alikufia akiwa hosi. Apart from killing the police the goons went ahead na wakaibia polisi bunduki mbili the type bado sijaconfirm. Sahiii all police department wamecamp huko. Target ni the two stolen guns lazima zipatikane. Hiyo curfew pia itaisha after either hao vijana waliiba bunduki wamepatikana ama the two guns zimepatina unless that polisi hawatoi camp hapo. Kama uko Utawala take care. I condem this na unemployed kama mimi si lazima ukue goon. Kuna other good things to do.
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Buana 2022 Ruto naye alitupima na hiyo slogan yake ya Bottom up. Huyu jamaa amegeuza our economy system from active to passive economy. Imagine the wealthy investors wameacha kuinvest in goods and services and now they are now investing in government bonds. Sijui ka mnaelewa hii concept. Instead of investors taking money to put in products and services, hiyo pesa anachukua anapea government kama bonds. Bonds ni kama loan. According to business daily, 1trillion has been invested in last three quater of the year. This is the main reason mbona Kenya sahii hakuna cash flow. Walai mkiacha huyu jamaa aendelee kukua rais, unemployment rate itafika 50%. Inflation as by today iko 7.3%. Uzuri kila mtu ako na kwao. Jifanye kipofu huoni hizi vitu. Uzuri only 1% of Kenyans earn 500k plus. Tutateseka pamoja
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Lakini Ruto naye ni sharp boy. Jamaa alienda Kwale akapeana tittle deed mchana peupe mbele ya cameras and the whole world was watching. Natembeya na H.E Sifuna wakaingia hapo na wakaambia watu ukweli. They dared the people kama hawaamini kitu anawaambia waende bank waone kama wanaeza pewa loan. Only for yesterday a report to come out that the tittle deeds wa fake. Enyewe Ruto kama uko lazy vile Gashagua alisema huyo jamaa ataingia tutam. Hii jamaa inahitaji mtu ako ready kufanya kazi. Kama ni pesa jamaa ako nayo. Kama ni PR team ako na the best PR team ever. Kama ni photo and video editors ako na the best na amelipia the best package kwa AI. Thats why ile affordable house ya Eldoret ilipigwa edits zingine kali kali adi najua majority walifall for that. Ruto ni sharp boy huyu. Kama hiyo team ya wantam hawatajituma ground hii jamaa inaenda tutam.
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Btw sahii dem yako akikuja kwako kama ako na hizi Cetirizine ogopa. Huyo ni red flag. Sahii masharp girl wanatumia hizi ati ndio kasusu zao zirudi kukua tight. Jana kuna mwenye niliona kwa Chemist alichukua kama hizi dozen. Sijui the biology behind it but madem wanadanganyana ati wakimeza itawasaidia kasusu irudi kukua tight. Kwanza kuna video nimeona mahali mumama mzee mwenye anakaaa mtu alidrop out shule akiambia wasichana ati ukimeza hizo pills tano within 10 hours kasusu inarudi kukua tight. Who said so? Kuna time pia mshai tuambia ati tropical inaongeza nguvu za kiume. Na ni hivo bei ya tropical ilipanda. So muache kudanganya our young sisters wenye wako campus ati hizo cetirizine zinarudisha kasusu ikue tight. Kama yako ishakua mtaro relax ipo siku itarudi kukua tight but si kumeza hizi dawa in the name of itarudi kukua tight.
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Buana kwani sikuhizi kuku zimekua cheap aje hivi. Ama kuna kitu hatuambiwi. Back in 2024 huko Kisii mimi na my mum tuliinvest kwa hizi broilers. After a month hizi kuku tulikua tunauza each at 500 shillings. 2 years later the same chicken inauzwa at 401 on a Naivas Supermarket. This doesn't add up. Kwani wanafeed nini kuku zao ndio cost of bringing them up ikue lower? Nashuku hizi kuku ni za 3 weeks alafu kuna vile wanazidunga some chemicals to increase their sizes. Its high time @naivas_kenya watuonyesha where they get their farm products from. Niko interested kujua coz what do you mean kuku 1kg ni 401 shillings. Kuna mchezo wa taoni unafanyika na hatuambiwi.
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Kitu inafanya Kenya tukk nyuma in Tech ni juu tu ya corruption. Morris Mbetsa a Kenyan Tech guy invented this technology for KPLC. As in the video, he showcased his presentations which problem he was solving. Hao cartels wako Kenya Power kama hawangekua sahii hata haungekua unaenda kwa jirani kueka tokens ati juu zako zimeisha. Haungekua unahitaji kukua na mainswitch ndio uzime stima yako. Stima ikipotea haikua inahitaji utoke nje uone kama kwa jirani kuna stima ndio ujue ni tokens ama ni stima haziko. Hizi vitu zote ungekua unafanya tu na simu. Hata sijui hizo 20 digits unaeka ndio upate tokens you could not even need that. All you need is just a smartphone and internet. And anything to do with your electricity ungefanya ukiwa any part of the world. Hii ni project yake to KPLC in 2020. 6 years later bado haijakua implemented juu ya corruption and those cartels in KPLC. Tag KPLC waone vitu wanawacha kuadapt in technology na kazi ni kutupea kitu inakaa remote ati anytime stima inapotea unafinya some digits ndio upate tokens. Hiyo ishapitwa na wakati. We need new technology
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Finally Goliath wa Bungoma has apologized. Amekubali makosa yake na si ati kazi ya Car Soko iliisha. Kazi bado ako nayo issue ni hajui kujipanga na mshahara yake ndogo. Everything is good between him and his mentor the Greatest car salesman in Nairobi that is Patrick. Hivi ndio watu wakubwa husolve mambo. Si kublick each other na kupeana chai about other. Goliath is really a good student. Ukifanya makosa ubakubali na unakosoa makosa. Wahenga hawakukosea waliponena; Kosa si kosa, kosa ni kukosa kukosoa kosa.
Kwani after Patrick the greatest car salesman in kutoka Car Soko kwani Goliath kazi yake pia iliisha? Jana Patrick ameingia live akapata Goliath akiomba pesa akisema ati hajalipa reny na amekatiwa stima. Goliath badala ajibu Patrick, Goliath wa Bungoma alimdrop bana akiongea. Lakini watu wengine hawana shukrani kabisa. Sahii nakubaliana na Obina after kumuambia aende tu ushago akalime. Mtu amekusaidia adi ukajenga nyumba ushago mbona umdisrespect mbele ya watu? Watu wengine akili hawana.
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Ile njaa polisi hukua nayo wacha tu. Sasa kuna huyu polisi ametoa key ya gari juu ati makanga amekataa kumpea 100 bob. Gari alitoa key si ati ilikua imesimama, ni gari ilikua on the move. Na mnajua vile gari manual ikizima huwa inabehave. Ndio huyo driver asiuwe watu alikua amebeba ilibidi amegongesha gari kwa matatu zingine zenye zilikua kwa line zikibeba watu. Na ni hivo accident ilitokea ati juu afande anataka 100 bob. Kama si juu alikua amevaa uniform wakenya wangemsalimia kidogo. But I love the way walihandle situation bila mob justice. Afande kama uko njaa enda lia kwa ofisi ya boss wako lakini si kucheza na maisha ya Wakenya.
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Hii ya leo imebamba. Jeff Koinange pia yeye leo amepatana na type yake. Cleophas Malala amempiga tacle zingine hapo Citizen Tv vibaya sana. Jeff lost his temper but since he is a journalist he had to cool down. Malala naye kwa tacles hukua mnona mbaya. Ati ameambia Jeff nywele zake hukua karanga😂😂
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