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@Icalalt

IBS got me shitposting on the toilet at work.

Joined June 2024
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@bangbowbingJul 30
me out the 2007 Ford Fiesta at 10,000 feet
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@bangbowbingJul 30
when Netanyahu’s plane enters New York airspace he better pray I don’t reach that gta 4 swingset in time
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Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.
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Replying to @barterionbarks
no im not fucking good bro.
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Hell, I'd say A Perfect Circle is better than the Smashing Pumpkins. Billy Howerdel is by far the better bald man named Billy. (and APC also has James Iha). Howerdel is so damn underrated and slept on.
Robb Skidmore (@robbskidmore) profile pictureRobb Skidmore
@robbskidmoreApr 6
Nirvana’s music does not stand the test of time. But the Smashing Pumpkins does. So ultimately Billy Corgan won out against Kurt Cobain. Nirvana was hugely popular but I never listen to it anymore. I find Smashing Pumpkins more musical and listenable. Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is a truly great album. Nirvana’s best was probably Unplugged. What say you @batcountry1980 ?
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Earl@blacklung82Mar 13
im gonna prank bejeweled 3 when its gameplay loop stops making my prostate quaver and twitch like a fig full of jubilant wasps
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Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
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Replying to @JDVance
you and Laura should settle this under the president’s desk. Between the both of you he may actually finish for once. Ever since Jeffrey died he just can’t seem to find a way to get it up.
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Replying to @JDVance
mom should’ve just stuffed you with crack out the womb. see what happens. for science. maybe you’d end up with a functioning brain.
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shakespearean charlie kirk be like To count or to not count gang violence , that is the qu
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don’t show Halo fans this
Radec (@realradec) profile pictureRadec
@realradec12 Dec 2025
Tomb Raider 1996 vs Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis 30 year difference
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me watching Pawn Stars
- ⭐️elfi - (@newworld_86) profile picture- ⭐️elfi -@newworld_868 Nov 2025
WHY DOES RICK KEEP SHAKING HIS BUTT ITS SO CUTE BUT HELP
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Replying to @ShittyHaloTakes @evolved117
And its a good ass scene. One of the best since the 4.
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No clue why I typed "the 4" but oh fuckin well lmao
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GamingButCursed 💀 (@GamingButCursed) profile pictureGamingButCursed 💀@GamingButCursed25 Oct 2025
Sprinting through these long hallways destroys the pacing, tension and mystery. it takes away a moment for the player’s imagination to wonder and guess about the world you’re in. 1/2
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Halo fans try not to be miserable bastards challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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I've seen an insane uptick in hate in the past week. Fuck y'all mfers and learn some fucking empathy. I hope you hateful pieces of shit learn to be better like I did. It ain't easy to escape the pipeline, but you can. If you don't want to, be useful and stop breathing our air.
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Replying to @MationMiss
They're blaming "the left" because Cracker Barrel put out a statement about how the new simplified design appeals to a nebulous "modern audience", and because their brains have been eroded by culture war bullshit to equate the phrase "modern audience" with leftists.
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Replying to @vvvorvvtorvitor @Reutermo @sanstitre2000
I think its more that he was was the textbook definition of a misogynist
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I still think his art can and should be appreciated btw, its just important to know.
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Replying to @itsnotmyketchup
Yeah? It's called empathy and not being a hypocrite. You can be upset at these people, but everyone deserves health care even if they dont agree with you. Also, their children are innocent.
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Me when I can't read the final sentence and ignore it completely.
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Whatcha looking at my profile for? Y'ain't gonna find something to dunk on me for. Try harder.
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