My penis

G’night

Imagine if I’d have called Kane’s wife ‘mid’ tho. I mean, you’d have all had to just go, yeah, I might not agree with you, but you’re hot enough to express that opinion.

Difficulty level: Math Genius What’s the result? ₍ ˃ᯅ˂) ( ꪊꪻ⊂)

Why don’t you all just marry Harry Kane?

27 Views, you little scamps.

Did an absolute banger of a tweet for a measly 10 Likes which reflects very badly on you lot NGL

Got refused entry to Oxford Street because my car was wearing a poppy.

Look at me, I'm Johnny B Sexy still at age fifty Let’s go to bed ‘n’ bang pubes till they shed You can, I'm Johnny B

Got locked out of Twitter because I have a poppy in my Pfp

Still have no idea what you’ve all planned for my birthday tomorrow

Good morning, beautifuls.