Theodora Baiser

*I hated L.A., hated it. The two months since I had been back in Chicago felt like an eternity, especially now. Everything here was just a little too shiny and polished; a bit too fake which, as I I forced a smile at the plastic enhanced, bottle blonde at ~

Nearly two weeks and still not resolved. This is wild,@sonicdrivein

Seriously, @sonicdrivein? I love y'all and the new pickle fries but I ordered the big dill cheeseburger and ended up with a mess and , wait for it, no actual burger patty, just the veggies, sauce and cheese. This is kind of ridiculous.

Hey, @Rose7Moran? When someone says BLATANTLY that they are in interested In you on multiple accounts, in multiple ways, perhaps stop trying to pursue them. And read a bio. Hitting on OBIOUSLY taken folks who happen to have a face you enjoy is shallow, desperate and cheap.

Pan. No.

I'm exceptionally pregnant. I'll hug you shortly, watch.

I CALL BULLSHIT

Watch it, Blondie.

I mean... True. Except for the married part. Just the sex.

Gross.

Hey, @DurableDollface

Fucking steroids. I AM SICK AND TORED AND CANT SLEEP

The smile is the best damn thing about that gif.

It wasnt like I tagged @DurableDollface in this one...

For all the shit Dollface and I give each other, it's out of love. Or something.

NIGHT, DOLLFACE.

Those nicknames are mine and Pan's. That's it. No sharing.

I'm pregnant, you literally CAN'T hit me.

HASAAHAHAHA. I WASN'T EVEN LOOKING AT TL