starboy

he will never have sex

i b stealing people food at work if they ever accuse me imma simply pull out the race card

a legend

the terminal is such a fire movie

its crazy they its within the rules to jus square up wit someone in hockey they should do that in all sports

no book should cost more than 5

remember if life gets too hard u can always just

mmmmmm i love eating glue mmmgdf so yummy and good 🚗

i am perhaps the worst person to ever exist

it wont be long

im like 90% sure i got a ear infection or sumn imma see how long i can thug it out before i need to see a doctor

why do my ears hurt

i hope these training vids they having me watch arent too important cuz i been playing clash of clans all throughout i have no idea what they talking about

if they think imma let them take shakira in they got another thing coming fr

im about to fold (eat out again)

my goat

i cant wait to watch the animated superdog movie alone at the theater next week