“I hope I never lose enthusiasm for things like road trips and Cheerios.” ||18+|Descriptive|Crossovers|NOT REAL||
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@DoNotManHandle - being curious if these sort of hats look good on anyone or just the rugged type."
@DoNotManHandle "I am, don't worry, Cowboy." I move over towards my bike to look at myself in one of the mirrors. "Can't blame a girl for -
@GoodBoyForMomma My grin immediately falls. "Since when does free food make people grumpy?"
I huff and pout, shaking my head. "And I thought getting chicks to try my cupcakes was hard." teapawt.net/its_me_sam_/status/644…
"Oh hush. You have like. No body fat. You can have /one/ and still be perfect." teapawt.net/its_me_sam_/status/644…
"A big muscle-y man like you doesn't need to worry!" I shake my head, holding the plate closer to your nose. teapawt.net/its_me_sam_/status/644…
I think I just put on weight looking at those.. teapawt.net/satiricalchica/status/…
"...people don't typically smell like sex?" teapawt.net/adonisrogue/status/644…
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"This is literally my greatest idea ever." Moves around my apartment pants-less, mixing weed into my cupcake batter.
"You're kidding right? My roommate would /kill/ me. You rich people all suck." teapawt.net/countdmitri/status/644…
"And I suppose selling it on the black market wouldn't interest you?" He leered. teapawt.net/satiricalchica/status/…
"Woah there. I do a lot of things like skipping taxes and not paying rent, but I don't steal art. There's no point." teapawt.net/countdmitri/status/644…
"I bet I am too...what's a fence? I mean like, obviously you don't mean the thing going around a prison." teapawt.net/countdmitri/status/644…
"You are disgusting. And I bet you're a fence." He glared. teapawt.net/satiricalchica/status/…
"Hell yeah I do, I mean. Not always, but usually. They're pretty great in bed." teapawt.net/countdmitri/status/644…
"But you are poor, and you bake things. You probably fuck dirty illegals, too." teapawt.net/satiricalchica/status/…
"Hey, being poor has its perks...and I don't know what you're talking about. I'm /hot/." teapawt.net/countdmitri/status/644…
"You're just jealous because you'll always be a serf and you'll never be rich and beautiful like me." teapawt.net/satiricalchica/status/…
"Look, Sasquatch, you talked to me first. That's on you." I stare up at you, completely unbothered. teapawt.net/countdmitri/status/644…
"Don't talk to me, poor person." Dmitri sneered. teapawt.net/satiricalchica/status/…