Open Shot Absolutist

Broward, USA
Joined December 2009
Lakers are in Hell man LMAO
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I still have Miami winning 50+ games btw, Giannis Bam fit will be fine once they figure #it out
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He’s supposed to be wearing white💔🕊️
COOPER FLAGG STUFFED THE STAT SHEET! 🏀 29 PTS 🏀 6 REB 🏀 11 AST 🏀 5 STL (CAREER-HIGH) 🏀 3 BLK 🏀 MAVS ROAD WIN Flagg (19 years, 309 days) becomes the first teenager in NBA history to record 25+ PTS, 10+ AST, 5+ REB, and 5+ STL in a single game 🤯
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This not AI????????????
This one's really bad... Ethan klein an Tamara inside joke, while the crew is silent. So blatant. Fucking sick in the head.
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They look cute to me idk
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Giannis, in the absolute prime of his career, had the luxury of choosing from virtually anyone in the league and somehow landed on Bam Adebayo. This is the kind of decision that needs to be held against him in every all-time ranking debate for the rest of eternity
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Truth nuke
Talked a lot about Miami’s problems on the podcast on Sunday night. Particularly on offense.
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You just spent 5 minutes lying to me about cloud chemistry and refusing to acknowledge the crimes YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN CONVICTED OF but god forbid I ask you to watch a YouTube video
Imagine you are a woman who has just committed wire fraud, you are married to the poncyest man in the world, you are going to federal prison in less than a month and some random man spends 3 excruciating, uninterrupted minutes explaining "who's on first" to you. In your own home
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We don’t care
I hate Letterboxd. I will always hate Letterboxd. It's a toxic, performative place, full of tryhards and idiots. Your reviews aren't good. They aren't funny or wise. You are not erudite enough to articulate your written thoughts on a movie in a way that adds ANY public value.
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Jimmy Butler has sons wow
ROOKIE CALEB WILSON COOKED PAUL GEORGE 🤧 Shifty jab into the dunk 😯
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This was an uncalled traveling violation. videorulebook.nba.com/archive/travel…
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Let em know goat
Bam Adebayo on his struggles 😳 "My shot's not going in. I'm not going to overthink that. It's funny how the outside noise wants to make me the scapegoat. When the energy shifts, be prepared for that"
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This is definitely how he’s going to play for the rest if the season
Edrice Adebayo is averaging 12/7/4 on <50% TS and the Heat fall to 0-4
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They assassinated my boys!
BREAKING: Oklahoma City's Jalen Williams has a dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula; Cason Wallace has a torn labrum in his left shoulder. Both will undergo surgery and be sidelined for several months -- most, if not the entire season.
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He really loves Ben so much
Matt Damon says he can't stand directors who don't know what they're doing and just film every angle "I'm much less patient. It would be a director who doesn't know what they're doing. I can't know more than the director. It drives me crazy." "Coverage, coverage. Make up your f***ing mind. That mentality of just hosing it down with coverage, you just go, 'Well, that's not directing. I mean, a rhesus monkey could do that.'" "Someone like Alexander Payne will do 40 takes of something, but the shot is going to be in the movie. I'll do as many takes as we need for a shot that's going to be in the movie, but not just, 'I'm not sure, so let's just keep shooting'"
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Look how this evil sport has hurt my poor baby boys
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander fighting back tears in the post game interview after Jalen Williams' gruesome leg injury
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They got a rerelease after this and they were fake popular for a couple months. But AJ1s were bricks pre-2020
Ye influence was strong.. but not strong enough to push ajkos 😪🤣
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That’s just horrible for JDub man
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I’m sorry but Billy was right about the eggs😭😭
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Luka is BALLING good lord
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We would still be 0-3
Still crazy that Heat fans unanimously thought Bam was better than Herro. They’d be contender if they kept Tyler instead
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