Kurt Dangle (@ImGoinToJackson) header
Kurt Dangle (@ImGoinToJackson) profile picture

There's always money in the banana stand. I don't have a banana stand.

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined January 2011
Photo by Kurt Dangle (@ImGoinToJackson)Photo by Kurt Dangle (@ImGoinToJackson)Photo by Kurt Dangle (@ImGoinToJackson)Photo by Kurt Dangle (@ImGoinToJackson)Photo by Kurt Dangle (@ImGoinToJackson)Photo by Kurt Dangle (@ImGoinToJackson)Photo by Kurt Dangle (@ImGoinToJackson)Photo by Kurt Dangle (@ImGoinToJackson)Photo by Kurt Dangle (@ImGoinToJackson)Photo by Kurt Dangle (@ImGoinToJackson)
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
1,034
41,706
1,606
244,274
4,665,933
Kurt Dangle retweeted
‘SNL’ (UK) takes a jab at Shane Gillis following his controversial ‘SNL’ (US) monologue.
239
3,240
465
60,059
3,739,632
Kurt Dangle retweeted
“Independent journalist.” And it’s just some fella with a GoPro who’s not allowed to see his kids anymore.
11
330
4
4,543
45,461
Kurt Dangle retweeted
I don't know if Pocognoli as Scotland manager will work, but last night proves how much people love to talk about a "process" until they're actually in one.
2
2
26
2,533
Kurt Dangle retweeted
After watching this as a kid, all I wanted for Christmas 1982 was a bottle of bubble liquid, a blower and 20 B&H Superkings.
89
238
34
1,514
142,898
ive seen turnstile get called youth crew and knocked loose get called death metal on the tl today we gotta open the schools man
14
92
9
999
20,992
Kurt Dangle retweeted
Jeffrey Archer has died. He’s from the good old days when politicians went to jail for committing perjury and perverting the course of justice.
40
788
15
6,095
90,157
Kurt Dangle retweeted
Ok, this is a very good joke
Reading off the lineup at a prog rock festival
28
379
3
11,274
573,841
Asking in the group chat to see who is free to make it to a Tuesday night Nations League game at Hampden in October. The group chat:
12
74
9
1,643
249,001
If we don’t see at least one “SHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA” banner at Anfield this weekend, like what are we even doing
1
45
Kenny Dogleash
64
123
14
2,167
56,093
Kurt Dangle retweeted
I don’t argue about politics on the internet because I’m too busy getting mad at people for liking the wrong Sepultura albums.
27
29
3
469
9,840
Fuck. North East’s finest.
13
Okay, the empty chair broke me. One of the best Pac. You will be missed unbelievably by the fans. #AEW #RIPPac
1
92
We should definitely have been more competitive with 10 men, but the only person that needs to give their head a wobble after last night is Jack Hendry. Ridiculous lack of football IQ to do that.
33
Kurt Dangle retweeted
Hey pensioners of Scotland, Remember when you were told your pension was safe if you voted no to independence. Well you're about to become poorer as they remove the triple lock to help pay for social care in England 😉 Happy retirement.
86
656
11
1,857
60,605
Kurt Dangle retweeted
FUN FACT: We are paying more money for worse versions of ALMOST everything because private equity firms buy up beloved brands, cut product quality to the bone, hike prices to squeeze out margins, and leave a trail of debt-ridden husks behind.
154
2,434
69
13,193
133,821
6
28
197
6,773
Is anyone having as much fun in their job right now as Pete and Tyler ?? Unlikely #triplemania
2
121
Kurt Dangle retweeted
Very painful to be in your 40s. You find both older people and younger people unbearable. You also find other 40 year olds unbearable. Truly a great age.
393
1,753
258
24,061
812,364