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Metal Danhausen🐝

@ImMetalDan

Matt (he/him)•27•Use code HIVE•#Dodgers #Saints #SeaKraken #LAQueens #SeattleTorrent

 Barstow, CA
Joined April 2013
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A long way from the Belli-Yeli 2019 MVP race Glad he finally got his ring
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Christian Yelich First captain in Brewers history Raising the first World Series trophy in Brewers history 🫡
Christian Yelich raises the Commissioner’s Trophy while his teammates celebrate around him after the Brewers won the 2026 World Series. They are wearing Milwaukee Brewers World Series Champions gear.

ALT Christian Yelich raises the Commissioner’s Trophy while his teammates celebrate around him after the Brewers won the 2026 World Series. They are wearing Milwaukee Brewers World Series Champions gear.

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Dodgers Nation
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Congratulations to Dustin May on winning his 4th World Series title 🏆 May now has 4 rings to his name, tying him with Mookie Betts for the most of any active MLB player. Once a Dodger, always a Dodger.
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Mariners next Then Rays Then Rockies Eventually maybe Padres
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The only 4 teams left without a World Series championship
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Ms. Big Tongue (Big Fred)@Jamie_2D21h
If kanye is such a great rapper how come he rhymed gold digger with broke-broke?
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caprisun@ben_caprisun17h
DUSTIN MAY COMPLETES THE THREEPEAT
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Seattle Kraken
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ROLL THE TAPE 😤
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THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY
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AL East 🤝 Buffalo Bills Losing 3 championships in a row Hope they go for 4 next season
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Congratulations to the Milwaukee Brewers, minus their corny ass manager
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Oh hey they're doing the British thing
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ℜĒ𝔇∆ ²🔻ℜī𝔙īÅ 🇫🇷🇧🇷 (@Redvhanma) profile pictureℜĒ𝔇∆ ²🔻ℜī𝔙īÅ 🇫🇷🇧🇷@RedvhanmaOct 27
Les américains verifiants leur sac avant d'aller en cours
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TBS CHAMPION QUEEN AMINATA
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Glad the Rays showed up for one game to avoid the sweep lol
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Have the French made it to school shooting jokes or are they still on 9/11 and no healthcare jokes
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Nandatto🐝🇵🇷@Nandy_kunOct 28
I will have a tweet that pops off one day. If so I’ll post meat
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Metal Danhausen🐝@ImMetalDan12 May 2024
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Casual Thursday@CasualThursday21h
“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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big big big michael michael (@nokidshivee) profile picturebig big big michael michael@nokidshiveeOct 27
sucking dick so fun I wish men were good people
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Interesting
gumpy🇵🇸 (@speedgump) profile picturegumpy🇵🇸@speedgumpOct 28
minion pussy is probably so soft and tight with lips that just wrap right around your fingers. theyre always asking for banana and i bet it’d feel so good to give it to them. i wonder what minion brain feels like
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Holy shit man
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 28
The #Chiefs' current special teams unit: • Kicker: Harrison Butker • Practice Squad Kicker: Justin Tucker • Punter: Matt Araiza • Long Snapper: James Winchester
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The least women friendly kicker duo of all time
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 28
Just in: The #Chiefs are signing K Justin Tucker, per @SamMcDowell11. He will start on the practice squad with Harrison Butker's recent struggles.
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