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Noah Sparagus

@ImNotAMachine76

Let your mind wander ~ Chris Cornell

Joined December 2013
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Aries@aries_ix29 Mar 2021
follow @wunderworld and RT this Ima select 3 random ppl to send a hoodie to 🤎 by tmr
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New Jersey
@NJGov7 Jul 2020
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT MASKS? WTF = wear that facemask IMO = indoors mask on WYM = where’s your mask CTFU = cover that face up LMAO = leaving mask always on DM = dope mask SMH = superb mask habit BDSM = bring dad some masks TYVM = that’s your valiant mask TMI = that mask is
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New Jersey
@NJGov10 May 2020
shoutout to your mom
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Bobby@HuntMaster12217 Oct 2019
recorded this video of @twentyonepilots in 2013, on what appears to be a Nintendo DS. I think it's "Holding On To You"?
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Glorietta@GloriettaMusic1 Mar 2019
Sinking Ship @OurVinyl session
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🐎@gdycin17 Jan 2019
these guys bought a projector and are playing smash from their balcony omfg
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Sir Sly@SirSly16 Jan 2019
wrote some songs with @mikeshinoda this week !!! 😱. Album 3 materializing
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Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia21 Dec 2018
Hey everyone. It has come to my attention that this tweet is problematic and insensitive. I’m posting here in the thread so that people who have engaged with this tweet will join me in my learning moment. I’m so sorry.
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@chrisdelia21 Dec 2018
Hi.
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These assholes told me it was a sweater party. @RealHughJackman #JakeGyllenhaal
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That time again. Bring it down to Wrappingville. #TBT @nbcsnl @jimmyfallon
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conner@connerhallmark28 Nov 2018
Dinner date didn’t go as planned
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Kamario Party@rhet_hailey23 Nov 2018
BABY SHARK
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Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia21 Nov 2018
An author doing a comedians job? That’s like a reality TV guy trying to be president.
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@realDonaldTrump21 Nov 2018
So-called comedian Michelle Wolf bombed so badly last year at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner that this year, for the first time in decades, they will have an author instead of a comedian. Good first step in comeback of a dying evening and tradition! Maybe I will go?
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Wendy’s
@Wendys15 Nov 2018
Clown Place: *tweets something about “cheeseburger” Brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it Us: FROZEN BEEEEEEEEEEEF! GOT ‘EM!
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hit me hard last night, where we came from, how this started. playing last night in phoenix was a perfect representation of that. thank you, frens. |-/
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Blake Azevedo@B_Azevedo2413 Oct 2018
Me and Matt are no longer allowed in @IHOP
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Caamp@Caamp23 Sep 2018
Noah you legend!
Noah Sparagus (@ImNotAMachine76) profile pictureNoah Sparagus@ImNotAMachine7623 Sep 2018
Apprently I was also getting ready for @Caamp at @audiotreefest after I got my wisdom teeth pulled 😳
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Got nothin’ to do this weekend? We’re giving away a pair of @audiotreefest passes 🤠 YEEEHAWWWW. How to win: RT this dang tweet Make sure you’re following us, @audiotreefest & @audiotreemusic 🎶🤘 Winner will be notified Thursday, Sept. 20th!
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WIDR FM@widrfm17 Sep 2018
Haven't gotten your tickets for Modest Mouse here at the Wings Event Center in Kalamazoo? WIDR's your chance to win two tickets to their show on Tuesday, 9/25 at 7:30 pm! Here are the rules to our little contest:
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Tesla
@Tesla18 Aug 2018
Thanks for visiting, Jack! 🤘 @thirdmanrecords
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