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https://teapawt.net/t.co/UzzQs2bn0S I'm toxic stay away

London, England
Joined February 2010
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Imagine running for your life and this is the fastest you can go
Turtle said "see ya later alligator" 😭
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Rah a coup?
JUST IN: 🇵🇱 Polish police seize the country's Constitutional Tribunal building.
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They’re probably the type of person who always takes those bank switching offers
There is absolutely no reason for one person to have 7 bank accounts
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Does man have a speech impediment?
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lol that’s the London border
The blue zone is ULEZ. Ultra low emission zone. If you have an old car you pay 12.5£ a day to drive IN the zone. The blue dot is me. I drove to Chessington Adventure Park. I drove in. Straight off M25. Parked my car. I'm going to spend all day in the theme park. Literally zero driving done in the whole London. But I still have to pay the ULEZ. Because the zone takes a funny deviation to magically encompass the theme park. There's thousands of cars driving in every day. Driving in and being parked for the whole day. If that's not a text book definition of scam, then I don't know what is.
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They had an orgy
So everyone in Naruto just had kids at the same time
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Got excited ready to spend my money then saw the prices 💀
London is our story. Introducing the Capital Collection, available now on Arsenal Direct and in-store 🛍️

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Much improved UI from FM26, performance is a bit meh in games, can’t see much of an improvement there Love the additional features like tactical effectiveness, the tweaks menu in game is an excellent new feature aswell Overall enjoying so far but need to play a couple seasons
18 Hours into FM27, what are you thinking?
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Fm 26 was very very buggy so hopefully that’s not an issue this game
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My manager in FM
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Take is as a compliment
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First 2 games in my save they drew away to hull and lost at home to Ipswich 🤣
#FM27 release day going well then
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I got him for £109m lol
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This is a you problem, I’m loving it already, wayyyyy better UI aswell
They've completely ruined FM. I didn't buy last years after all the delays and disappointment but just downloaded FM27 on the free trial and it's awful. Taken me 20 mins and still not played a game.
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7-8 months to replace escalators, the UK will never prosper again with productivity at this level
📢 City Thameslink will temporarily close from 17 May to late December 2027 while all 10 escalators at the station are replaced. When it reopens, customers will benefit from modern, more reliable escalators. ℹ️ More information, including travel advice 👇 thameslinkrailway.com/servic…
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Do you see the whole pitch during matches?
Fellow FM super ultra wide enjoyers. We. Are. Back.
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They all know deep down it’s wrong
Jewish immigrant to Palestine accidentally shows a shred of humanity on Israeli TV because she didn't realise they were Live on Air and is immediately terrified.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They came out like a bunch of gang bangers. 🤣
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I NEED YALL TO SEE THIS.
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Still find it so strange Italian teams still share stadiums
A new symbol for Milano. A new home for future generations of fans. Generali Stadium 🏟️ @GENERALI
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