@ImSeanThompson

Engineering @slackhq. Spotify influencer. Stay at home comedian. he/him

 Seattle, WA
Joined November 2008
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Harry@hdwmoviesOct 20
i can't believe we're giving this guy a platform after the problematic things he's done. "cancel culture ruins lives" my ass
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 20
Darth Vader will interview one NFL player participating in each Monday Night Football game on SportsCenter+ Starting on October 26. (Source: espnpressroom.com/press-rele…)
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You’re not broke, you’re pre-revenue.
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Elvia Limón@elvialimonSep 23
I need to log off. I immediately understood all of the references here.
Jack@GayLaVieSep 23
Removing my mask to take a sip of my iced coffee at my lesbian bar job interview.
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Ryan Kennedy
@RyanKennedy_22Sep 19
Well that's not good...
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“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI” Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.
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Raksha
@caraksha103Apr 7
| love when airlines are like ooooooh we didn't realize you'd ALL be bringing a bag
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watching avatar fire and ash as james cameron intended. on twitter. in one wholeass video for some reason..
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Zack Peggins@ZPeggins15 Oct 2025
The Seattle Mariners play baseball today. #MAWWTWFT
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abby@lovesicknoon27 Sep 2025
mariners fans being called bandwagoners oh my god i used to pray for times like this
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Jon Morosi
@jonmorosi25 Sep 2025
Dan Wilson was the starting catcher the last time the @Mariners won the AL West. 24 years later, he’s the manager.
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Zack Peggins@ZPeggins25 Sep 2025
guess we having a HR derby tonight 🔱
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Absolute Unit@notB0bR05514 Sep 2025
🚨🚨🚨ETSY WITCH IS 9-0 I REPEAT ETSY WITCH IS 9-0, PERFECT HOME STAND, CAL HITS NUMBER 54, WE ARE BUILT DIFFERENT, WE ARE LEADING THE DIVISION 🚨🚨🚨
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Absolute Unit@notB0bR05514 Sep 2025
ETSY WITCH IS 8-0, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, ETSY WITCH IS 8-0 🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Absolute Unit@notB0bR0557 Sep 2025
THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
Seattle Mariners
@Mariners7 Sep 2025
shoutout to the etsy witch
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MLB
@MLB1 Aug 2025
MLB is giving away a pair of every Nike City Connect Air Max shoe 👀 Repost and reply with your favorite team for chance to win one of these exclusive pairs! There's only one pair of each sneaker in size eleven
2 product images for each Nike City Connect Air Max shoe, including the following MLB teams: Dodgers, Red Sox, Giants, D-backs, Nationals, White Sox, Astros, Marlins and Rockies.

ALT 2 product images for each Nike City Connect Air Max shoe, including the following MLB teams: Dodgers, Red Sox, Giants, D-backs, Nationals, White Sox, Astros, Marlins and Rockies.

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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.
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reilly kate@helloreilly13 May 2024
The Swift Society
@TheSwiftSociety13 May 2024
‼️| Taylor Swift wore "T" earrings at the 87th show of The Eras Tour
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Eli Walsh@walsh_eli13 May 2024
i’m going to become the joker
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Everyone should know that this animal exists. It's a Viscacha. The Viscacha is known for always looking sad, disappointed, and needing a nap. They are my new spirit animal.
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Sam Stryker@sbstryker11 May 2024
When I say I love classic rock this is what I’m talking about
culture
@notgwendalupe10 May 2024
15 years ago, cobra starship and leighton meester released 'good girls go bad'
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